Anyone Ever Lay Their Hands on Their Female?

[Listen]

When I was in elementary..bytch was my height and I was tall so I said fukk it..bytch got them hands that day aww yea..

Reminds me of an episode of Who's The boss when that punk son Jonathan was bytching out at school with bullies and Tony was teaching him how to fight. He came home all proud of a fight, Tony was all amped up to hear what happened and he says 'so and so was saying something about grandma, so I threw some punches like you told me" and Tonys like OH YEAH?!!! GOOD FOR YOU Jonathan!

and dude finishes with 'Yeah, she wen't down like a ton of bricks.'.

Cue laugh track.

 

[Mowgli]

Panamanian new york chick.....

Picked her up and threw her across the room so i could run out the house. She had a habit of blocking the door with her body so i couldnt leave. Sprinted to the whip. Got in and drove away. Looked in the rearview mirror and saw this.

The second time i had to belly to back suplex her. Sprinted to the whip. She smartened up this time. Looked in the rear view and saw this broad in a big ass suv she rented chasing me down in my little geo storm. Its so demonic.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Smacked my wife in her mouth once before. First she smacked me then hit me in the head with a toy. When she couldn't get a rise outa me she spit in my face. I had enough and smacked fire outa her ass, her lips swole up and everything

Good thing we are way past that. We were too young and immature to be trying to start a family. Luckily we made it through the rough times and now we have a great, loving relationship.

 

[Listen]

If we're talking females in general, I clocked the shyt out of my older sister more than once.

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

Only once.....shyt was stupid

Was dating a girl who at the time thought a man shows his love by fighting with her & whooping her ass. I guess a previously relationship messed her up..SMH so we'd be in bed chilling, then play fighting just on some regular bf-gf shyt and then once she started hitting me for real for no reason....I'm like WTF? Confused as fukk. Shorty didn't stop so I was like and laid the beats on her. I never hit her in her face, I just gave her a couple of vicious body shots. She got up and started pacing, put on her jacket like she was about to leave.....I was so confused how it even got to that point, honestly I know I hurt her with those few body shots I gave her so I was kinda scared. I walked up to her kissed her and told her to come back to bed and gave her the dikk and we both went to sleep.

That's the first time I truly understood how crazy women are. I'll tell u what tho, after that....she never put her hands on me again. I put the fear of God in her

 

[Malfoy]

Any man who has cheated has laid the hands of on a Bih

Only once.....shyt was stupid

Was dating a girl who at the time thought a man shows his love by fighting with her & whooping her ass. I guess a previously relationship messed her up..SMH so we'd be in bed chilling, then play fighting just on some regular bf-gf shyt and then once she started hitting me for real for no reason....I'm like WTF? Confused as fukk. Shorty didn't stop so I was like and laid the beats on her. I never hit her in her face, I just gave her a couple of vicious body shots. She got up and started pacing, put on her jacket like she was about to leave.....I was so confused how it even got to that point, honestly I know I hurt her with those few body shots I gave her so I was kinda scared. I walked up to her kissed her and told her to come back to bed and gave her the dikk and we both went to sleep.

That's the first time I truly understood how crazy women are. I'll tell u what tho, after that....she never put her hands on me again. I put the fear of God in her

This reminds me of "The Killer inside me" (Jessica Alba, and Casey Affleck)

 

[The ADD]

This reminds me of "The Killer inside me" (Jessica Alba, and Casey Affleck)

That movie is :jawalrus,

 

[BrothaZay]

It really says alot about you nikkas if these bytches are just hitting on you like you're a weak child

It dont matter if you hit bacc, a bytch still hit you cuz she saw you as a punk ass nikka

 

[Panther]

Only once.....shyt was stupid

Was dating a girl who at the time thought a man shows his love by fighting with her & whooping her ass. I guess a previously relationship messed her up..SMH so we'd be in bed chilling, then play fighting just on some regular bf-gf shyt and then once she started hitting me for real for no reason....I'm like WTF? Confused as fukk. Shorty didn't stop so I was like and laid the beats on her. I never hit her in her face, I just gave her a couple of vicious body shots. She got up and started pacing, put on her jacket like she was about to leave.....I was so confused how it even got to that point, honestly I know I hurt her with those few body shots I gave her so I was kinda scared. I walked up to her kissed her and told her to come back to bed and gave her the dikk and we both went to sleep.

That's the first time I truly understood how crazy women are. I'll tell u what tho, after that....she never put her hands on me again. I put the fear of God in her

i just pictured this in my head

 

[BrothaZay]

To answer the OP i choked a girl in class and pushed her against the wall in the hallway.

I just saw her at the mall on saturday we cool

 

[BrothaZay]

Only once.....shyt was stupid

Was dating a girl who at the time thought a man shows his love by fighting with her & whooping her ass. I guess a previously relationship messed her up..SMH so we'd be in bed chilling, then play fighting just on some regular bf-gf shyt and then once she started hitting me for real for no reason....I'm like WTF? Confused as fukk. Shorty didn't stop so I was like and laid the beats on her. I never hit her in her face, I just gave her a couple of vicious body shots. She got up and started pacing, put on her jacket like she was about to leave.....I was so confused how it even got to that point, honestly I know I hurt her with those few body shots I gave her so I was kinda scared. I walked up to her kissed her and told her to come back to bed and gave her the dikk and we both went to sleep.

That's the first time I truly understood how crazy women are. I'll tell u what tho, after that....she never put her hands on me again. I put the fear of God in her

My ex the same way

I started talking to her again a couple months ago and we on the phone this bytch like "if you wanna keep me you gone need to start hitting me"

Im like

It is what it is tho, i may need a stress reliever one day

 

[thelonious21]

I got younger sisters, so i know how to yoke up a chick w/ out hurting her.
The key is to watch out for their feet, b/c women will kick the living shyt outta you

It's like every bytch got bane button that goes to their legs when mad

 

[MidniteJay]

Panamanian new york chick.....

Picked her up and threw her across the room so i could run out the house. She had a habit of blocking the door with her body so i couldnt leave. Sprinted to the whip. Got in and drove away. Looked in the rearview mirror and saw this.

The second time i had to belly to back suplex her. Sprinted to the whip. She smartened up this time. Looked in the rear view and saw this broad in a big ass suv she rented chasing me down in my little geo storm. Its so demonic.

I never hit a girl out of anger. One time I came close to doing so. An ex-gf of two years was getting all heated about what some co-worker did to her at work.

I'm sitting there like having had a bad day myself, a little irritated so I muttered some stupid shyt like "I came here to get some, not to hear about some dumb bytch at your job-"

She gives me the and smacks the taste out my mouth. I was chewing on gum too and that shyt flew out my mouth.

I clenched my fist and got up fast my face looking all

She recoiled and tripped fell flat on her ass looking up at me like

I had to walk out after that.

 

[thelonious21]

To answer the OP i choked a girl in class and pushed her against the wall in the hallway.

I just saw her at the mall on saturday we cool

Ooh shyt this reminds me of a story my SR. Yr.. im in class and my homeboy who is the class clown was jus messin wit nikkaz.. so he in line behind me and he flicks this chics ear hard as fukk and ducked.. so me being the dat I am looked at her wit da thinkin since I'm black she woulda jus charged it to the game.. dat bytch slapped me upside my shyt like whaapaap!!!!! The whole class was like so I run up on the teacher like yo!! U seen dat shyt you ain't goin do nuftin?!?! I don't use the term often but this CAC was like .... By this.time she was sitting down lookin like I was like oh. Ok... I walked up on her and HADOKEN!!! Slapped her ass. and sat the fukk down.. opened my book and was like.. whats for homework

 

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