Anyone ever taken a CRUISE....

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If you gamble and you get up.. cash out right then and there! My dumb ass would get up and play the money I just won and lost that shyt too smh. Anyway cruising is easy and fun! Have money to put on your cruise card and have cash to put in your pockets for off the boat souvenirs and tips and shyt. Go to the late captains dinner on the first night. Go to everything possible and get to know people early... you’re probably going to hang with them for most of your trip.. oh and eat:blessed:
 

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Been on three cruises, visited:

Freeport, Bahamas
Nassau, Bahamas (snorkeling in that bay = potential GOAT life experience...or at least some bucket list shyt)
Grand Cayman Islands
Jamaica
D.R.
P.R.
Turks and Caicos

... last one was to Havana, Cuba, arguably the best one ever...especially since The Oompah Loompah closed the borders again last month and nobody can go there again for the foreseeable future.

Cruises are awesome. Best cruise lines:

Carnival - they ghetto as hell, but they have the best food choices, the most (AND best) underway activities and shows, and shyt be lit constantly. Only drawback? You ain't never gettin in the damn pool, the kids take that shyt over.

Royal Caribbean - they suck, straight up. Ere'thing shuts down early, they have limited underway activities, the food was mad average and it was CAC central.

Norwegian - SUPER CAC central. Nuff said. But they DO go to some bomb ass locations
 
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Also...a cruise of 7 days ain't bad as long as you're with people you like and can party/hang with. I usually go with family and we be havin shyt turnt.
 

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I have been on two cruises and its cool for the first couple of days but then I had enough. All me and my wife did was get drunk and fukk all day.
:wow: Those were the good times.

Now we can barely stand each other... We haven't even spoken since Sunday night:ehh:.
She get big on u playa?
 

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Been on three cruises, visited:

Freeport, Bahamas
Grand Cayman Islands
Jamaica
D.R.
P.R.
Turks and Caicos

... last one was to Havana, Cuba, arguably the best one ever...especially since The Oompah Loompah closed the borders again last month and nobody can go there again for the foreseeable future.

Cruises are awesome. Best cruise lines:

Carnival - they ghetto as hell, but they have the best food choices, the most (AND best) underway activities and shows, and shyt be lit constantly. Only drawback? You ain't never gettin in the damn pool, the kids take that shyt over.

Royal Caribbean - they suck, straight up. Ere'thing shuts down early, they have limited underway activities, the food was mad average and it was CAC central.

Norwegian - SUPER CAC central. Nuff said. But they DO go to some bomb ass locations
I just got back from a royal Caribbean cruise, I had a great time. But we were cruising in europe so I was mainly doing off ship activities. I don't really drink, had 4 cocktails a total in 7 days, or party so I wasn't really looking for that. The ship was amazing tho, sitting having breakfast in an open air park on a huge boat is cool as fukk.
 

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I just got back from my first :ehh: It was cool. Def bring you a bottle if you drink and get the drink pass if you're a drinker. Money for the casino. Mine was 5 days which was a little too long, you run out of shyt to do. It feels like you've done everything. If I cruise again I'd much rather go for 3 and Imma be drunk a good option of it :drunk: :blessed:
 

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I just got back from my first :ehh: It was cool. Def bring you a bottle if you drink and get the drink pass if you're a drinker. Money for the casino. Mine was 5 days which was a little too long, you run out of shyt to do. It feels like you've done everything. If I cruise again I'd much rather go for 3 and Imma be drunk a good option of it :drunk: :blessed:
I’ve been on 3 and going on my 4th next year. I’ve said myself that 3 days is just right but I’m taking a 7 day and I need that shyt lol. You definitely run out of shyt to do but it’s all good.. I’d just spend a day chillin looking at the water or some shyt.
 

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643 is actually pretty damn cheap. All the meals are paid for too?

How many hoes y'all be smashin on there? I wonder if the crew be getting down too.
 

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643 is actually pretty damn cheap. All the meals are paid for too?

How many hoes y'all be smashin on there? I wonder if the crew be getting down too.
Crew gets down but only with each other. If they get caught fraternizing with the guests, they run the risk of getting sent home. A lot of them are from poor countries and ain't tryna get sent back over some trim. Especially the bartenders; I've seen broads throwing it at them and they had to hit the :whoa:
 

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643 is actually pretty damn cheap. All the meals are paid for too?

How many hoes y'all be smashin on there? I wonder if the crew be getting down too.
Yeah, and you can get two, three entrées at dinner. nikka be having the salmon AND the beef short ribs. :blessed:

As far as women....many single women cruise together. So if you got game, you'll have you a broad or two on deck, especially drunk white girls. But sisters be game, too....

My wife and I just came back last week from Santo Domingo, Aruba and Amber Cove. Cruises right now are STUPID cheap, because people are still wary due to COVID. We paid $574 for BOTH of us.

Also, like someone else just said....bring your OWN bottle. The drink package is cool, but if you got your OWN fifth you save hella chips. Wifey had her own bottle of Tito's and was straight....meanwhile I cleaned the bar OUT of Silver Patron, chick was like "we don't have anymore, you drank it all" :russ:

Also, make sure you tip well....cash. You get FAR more love. By the third day, I was gettin free drinks and all kinds of upgrades on the low.
 
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Yeah, and you can get two, three entrées at dinner. nikka be having the salmon AND the beef short ribs. :blessed:

As far as women....many single women cruise together. So if you got game, you'll have you a broad or two on deck, especially drunk white girls. But sisters be game, too....

My wife and I just came back last week from Santa Domingo, Aruba and Amber Cove. Cruises right now are STUPID cheap, because people are still wary due to COVID. We paid $574 for BOTH of us.

Also, like someone else just said....bring your OWN bottle. The drink package is cool, but if you got your OWN fifth you save hella chips. Wifey had her own bottle of Tito's and was straight....meanwhile I cleaned the bar OUT of Silver Patron, chick was like "we don't have anymore, you drank it all" :russ:

Also, make sure you tip well....cash. You get FAR more love. By the third day, I was gettin free drinks and all kinds of upgrades on the low.
I drink beer imagine trying to bring cases on a cruise... :francis:
 
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