i will not repost the bigfoot story again, but i have another one. one time i had gone camping and went pretty deep out there brehs, like twenty miles into the outback. since i have long surpassed the pathetic limits of your everyday man, i have to challenge myself in ways like this. after days of hiking, i had stopped and set up camp and i was in my tent with the tv on. I had a fire in there and a playstation set up and everything, shyt was wild brehs. so it started raining and storming and shyt like a goddamn hurricane so i turned everything off and went to sleep. in the middle of the night, i started hearing shyt walking around outside. didn't know what the fukk it was, but i tried to ignore it. at this point, i was wearing nothing but a speedo also. so eventually what happened was, something humongous came up to my tent and unzipped that bytch, which that alone was gonna get whatever it was fukked up, and then it stepped in. i lay back barely breathing so as not to alert it to my presence, but it was some kind of gigantic THING brehs! in the dim light i could make out a quadrupedal creature straight out a nightmare.
so this bytch looked over at the playstation and seen i had that Madden 2016 brehs and that shyt hadn't even came out yet but i had the connect and i guess jealousy took hold cause then it reached over and grabbed the grits i had cooked which still were hot, and before i could get up, it tossed that shyt toward the playstation. brehs, in slow motion, i sprang up, and leapt in front of the station and the grits fell all over me. straight absorbed that shyt brehs and the beast charged me. i grabbed hold of it and there was fur and fangs and muscle everywhere no homo. this thing had to be like thirteen feet tall at the absolute least. it had the strength of a bull but the agility of a duck as well. then i started pushing it out the door and when i got it there, i did a reverse crescent kick, or a flash-kick from street fighter, and it went flying back into the darkness. don't even know what happened to his ass cause i ain't hear him land or anything. that's how much power i had used, but the funny thing is that it was only only 19, 17 percent of my power at MOST. But after that, the rest of the weekend was pretty uneventful lol.
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