Anyone have any good casino stories?

[Amerikan Melanin]

I haven’t been in a minute but have plans on going in 2 weeks.

My best time at the tables was going to the Rio in Vegas for the brunch. I was down to my last 200$.

Me and my boy hit a 10$ blackjack table and I walked away from that bytch with $800 in my pocket.

I have never laid more than 20$ on a table at once in my life. I’m shook.

 

[Black Cher]

Not my personal story but this guy that used to work at my job had a gambling addiction a few years back so he opted to self ban from all the casinos in the city. One day I guess he decided to hit up the casino and ended up winning $15,000 at the slot machine but when they went to process everything and saw that he was banned he got arrested

 

[King Jae]

Learn how to play poker...that's where the money is....blackjack will get u fukked up if u playing with dumbasses at the table...roulette is flushing money down the toilet...u might come up off baccarat...Asians be hitting like shyt with that...dice depends on the hardaways really..find a casino with low bets like 10-15 a table if u shook like that..

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Learn how to play poker...that's where the money is....blackjack will get u fukked up if u playing with dumbasses at the table...roulette is flushing money down the toilet...u might come up off baccarat...Asians be hitting like shyt with that...dice depends on the hardaways really..find a casino with low bets like 10-15 a table if u shook like that..

I never know when to leave the poker table. I’ve given up. The best I did was come up $700.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Learn how to play poker...that's where the money is....blackjack will get u fukked up if u playing with dumbasses at the table...roulette is flushing money down the toilet...u might come up off baccarat...Asians be hitting like shyt with that...dice depends on the hardaways really..find a casino with low bets like 10-15 a table if u shook like that..

I really want to learn how to play poker. Think I will get a book and study during vacation.

Roulette has some of the best odds.

Slots is flushing money down the toilet.

It ain’t really gambling but I enjoy playing Bingo with the old folks.

How the fukk you play mah jong and keno?!! Those Asians be in there stacking paper!

 

[FreedMind]

I never gambled, but my boy was on baccarat heavy back in college. I'd ride along with him to the casino, usually late as hell, and I'd just be walking around sipping and observing.

Anyways, my boy got really good at the game and he started actually turning heads. He had a weekend where he turned $100-300 into $5,000. Dude was ecstatic when he cashed out, taking pictures and flexing with that money.

But he was hooked to the casino heavy. As soon as he won that shyt, he lost it all. He went back, and I'm not exactly sure how it went down (I wasn't there,) but he lost it all. He always explains that as soon as he starts losing, he 'see's red' and keeps trying to recoup his losses.

Ol boy never learned how to take a small loss and leave a table for the day.

Casinos are interesting as hell tho. Just people watching in those mfers passes the time real quick.

Edit:

There was a weekend when I loaned him $300 and he must've walked away with around $1,000. He gave me $450 and pocketed the rest.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Not my personal story but this guy that used to work at my job had a gambling addiction a few years back so he opted to self ban from all the casinos in the city. One day I guess he decided to hit up the casino and ended up winning $15,000 at the slot machine but when they went to process everything and saw that he was banned he got arrested

Did he end up getting the money

 

[Black Cher]

Did he end up getting the money

Nope. If you self ban from a casino you are not entitled to any money that you win because you're not supposed to be at the casino in the first place.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Nope. If you self ban from a casino you are not entitled to any money that you win because you're not supposed to be at the casino in the first place.

Damn homie lawst

 

[King Jae]

I never know when to leave the poker table. I’ve given up. The best I did was come up $700.

u was playing hold em or plo? Them blinds can be a bytch

 

[Mike Nasty]

I was watching the some rich Japanese dudes play roulette. A drunk white dude stumbles up and puts $100 on red, it lands black and he puts his head down and stumbles off into the casino.

 

[King Jae]

I really want to learn how to play poker. Think I will get a book and study during vacation.

Roulette has some of the best odds.

Slots is flushing money down the toilet.

It ain’t really gambling but I enjoy playing Bingo with the old folks.

How the fukk you play mah jong and keno?!! Those Asians be in there stacking paper!

Roulette will fukk u over in heartbeat be careful bruh...mahjong u gotta match the shapes...u better off playing keno at the liquor store tbh...

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Wife won like $400 playing slots. Then the goodt lawd blessed us again on another machine for $250 and we only out down like $50 at Harrah's ...we ain't been back since

 

[A1aaa]

I was watching the some rich Japanese dudes play roulette. A drunk white dude stumbles up and puts $100 on red, it lands black and he puts his head down and stumbles off into the casino.

one of my friends was doing this at different blackjack tables with $100 chips and lost $800 in under five minutes

i've never been a big gambler... i'll be up $100 and call it a day, even in Vegas

 

[Brolic Scholar]

u was playing hold em or plo? Them blinds can be a bytch

Hold em.