Anyone here ever been to prison??

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I know one of you coli scumbag bummy ass nikkas been to prison before. :lolbron:

What's the first day like?? How's the food? Is nikkas constantly trying to get up in your bootyhole? What's solitary confinement like??

I just watched shawshank so i am really interested in this shyt :steviej:
 

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Never been to prison but been to jail for about 9 hours. I was in there for a misdemeanor traffic violation so I was in one of those large cells with a bunch of other dudes most of them in for domestic violence. There was one dude from Detroit who I talked with for a bit who had done 15 years previously in prison for druigs if I recall. Overall it sucked and I have to take my hat off to anyone who has done real time in prison cause I dont think I would have made it more than a few days.
 

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Spent a night in jail (dropped DUI charge) and was alone. B-fast was what you'd see at a school cafeteria. :ld:

Toured another jail for school purposes and knew of a few who worked as guards/teachers at a juvenile center. That's as far as I'll ever go! :huhldup:
 

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I know one of you coli scumbag bummy ass nikkas been to prison before. :lolbron:

What's the first night like?? How's the food? Is nikkas constantly trying to get up in your bootyhole? What's solitary confinement like??

I just watched shawshank so i am really interested in this shyt :steviej:


The first nite? Same as every nite.

The food? Better than shytty jail food..large trays..plus you can order hella food off commissary and its wayyyyyyyy cheaper than jail..

nikkas trying to get up in people's booty? Never happened with me..I had a cool cell mate..he was in there for murder an original crip in the 70s and he turned Muslim..he was an a$$hole..but he was cool..

Prisons better than jail..better food..more freedom..COs aren't a$$holes..more yard time..library..music room..yoga..church..Muslim stuff..AA..Buddhist stuff..TVs..radios..
 

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ive done 5 months in jail and that shyt sucks

small cramped as shyt. living with dirty ass nikkas

the food is the fukking worst. lunch is balogney sandwhich every single fukking day....except on the fourth of july they gave us a pizza lunchables. dinner is awful too but they change it up every day. breakfast isnt bad tbh

you just fukking lay there and do your time and nothing else. i can see how poster above me saying prison is better than jail


in jail you sleep, read or watch tv nothing else.

and they the lights never turn off in jail. ever
 
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ive done 5 months in jail and that shyt sucks

small cramped as shyt. living with dirty ass nikkas

the food is the fukking worst. lunch is balogney sandwhich every single fukking day....except on the fourth of july they gave us a pizza lunchables. dinner is awful too but they change it up every day. breakfast isnt bad tbh

you just fukking lay there and do your time and nothing else. i can see how poster above me saying prison is better than jail


in jail you sleep, read or watch tv nothing else.

and they the lights never turn off in jail. ever

:dead:
 

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ive done 5 months in jail and that shyt sucks

small cramped as shyt. living with dirty ass nikkas

the food is the fukking worst. lunch is balogney sandwhich every single fukking day....except on the fourth of july they gave us a pizza lunchables. dinner is awful too but they change it up every day. breakfast isnt bad tbh

you just fukking lay there and do your time and nothing else. i can see how poster above me saying prison is better than jail


in jail you sleep, read or watch tv nothing else.

and they the lights never turn off in jail. ever

what were you in there for?
 

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Was held in jail for 13 days before I got bailed out.

food was good b/c when you are sitting around all day and haven't ate, you'll eat anything.

Boring as shyt, nasty, smelly, cold, uncomfortable, can't see the tv b/c it's smaller then hell. Better hope you can borrow a large book or you might go crazy
 

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The worse part is when you go to sleep and you are dreaming a good ass dream. And when you wake up and realize you are still in jail and you want to kill yourself
 

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I did a lil bid but was placed in PC since I snitched...it ain't half bad in there. Protective custody is where it's at...more rec time, cleaner, less crowded, and they put horny nikkas in there that will suck the skin off ya dikk if u down for that type of party nah mean.
 

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I did a lil bid but was placed in PC since I snitched...it ain't half bad in there. Protective custody is where it's at...more rec time, cleaner, less crowded, and they put horny nikkas in there that will suck the skin off ya dikk if u down for that type of party nah mean.

Details breh. :whoo:

Also, I hope you were joking about that second part...you were only in there for 5 months, there is no excuse to be turning gay that fukking fast.
 

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Got locked up when I was 19 and did 4 years in a prison on top of a mountain.

The food was good, the commissary was better. If you had enough money on your books, nikkas didn't really even fukk wit that cafeteria unless it was a day when they whipped up something u fukked wit.

Commissary was so piff, nikkas would come back to the dorm whipping shyt up like they was auditioning for top chef or something. We had chicken, pizzas, fishsticks, tater tots, all type of meats, cakes, pops etc.

As far as that everyday shyt go, just mind yo business and u gucci. Get u a routine to help u pass the time. I went to school in the morning, lifted weights in the afternoon and at night hooped in the gym.

At some point a nikka gon try u but as long as u ain't a bytch, you good.

Gay shyt only went down if you wanted it to. Wasn't too many fleece johnson type nikkas in there
 
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