Anyone here ever been to prison??

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Few months in county. Not a big deal, I read a lot, watched movies, I remember my first time in watching 'Kill Bill 1' and 'Cold Mountain' on rec with a bunch of criminals, all captivated by the romance between Renee Zellwegger and whoever else was in that...

The first cell I walked into was kinda scary, I had a miniature sharpened pencil clutched close, laying on the top rack with two burned out old white men...looked suspect. Then, they mixed up my race, and sent me in with two black guys in a cell, but they were cool, one religious, one older gangster, blood, I worked with them serving breakfast in the mornings. The food wasn't bad, but I was 19, eating fast food and shyt everyday, so it wasn't a huge change. Bologna sandwiches are disgusting though, tuna too, never ate it. Now, it'd be a much bigger change, diet wise. That time I was in for like 5 days...but the DA didn't file charges, and I walked out a few days later.

Dorm living is just like summer camp or some shyt, more rules, politics, saw a few people get beat up, 'grab the racks', the reps asked me if I would shank someone if I was told to, ate a lot of Top Ramen, doughnuts and cakes and shyt. Just be clean, respectful, not a loud mouth and it's not a big deal. Read a lot, people sent me books, wrote a lot, played Uno. Read the paper, talk on the phone, watch life go by on the outside.
 

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The first nite? Same as every nite.

The food? Better than shytty jail food..large trays..plus you can order hella food off commissary and its wayyyyyyyy cheaper than jail..

nikkas trying to get up in people's booty? Never happened with me..I had a cool cell mate..he was in there for murder an original crip in the 70s and he turned Muslim..he was an a$$hole..but he was cool..

Prisons better than jail..better food..more freedom..COs aren't a$$holes..more yard time..library..music room..yoga..church..Muslim stuff..AA..Buddhist stuff..TVs..radios..

I mainly meant the first day..like whats goin thru your head when you first get in there, do they really strip search you, hose you down and all that shyt? what's it like layin there in bed that first night brah? what kinda food is on the menu?
 

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Got locked up when I was 19 and did 4 years in a prison on top of a mountain.

The food was good, the commissary was better. If you had enough money on your books, nikkas didn't really even fukk wit that cafeteria unless it was a day when they whipped up something u fukked wit.

Commissary was so piff, nikkas would come back to the dorm whipping shyt up like they was auditioning for top chef or something. We had chicken, pizzas, fishsticks, tater tots, all type of meats, cakes, pops etc.

As far as that everyday shyt go, just mind yo business and u gucci. Get u a routine to help u pass the time. I went to school in the morning, lifted weights in the afternoon and at night hooped in the gym.

At some point a nikka gon try u but as long as u ain't a bytch, you good.

Gay shyt only went down if you wanted it to. Wasn't too many fleece johnson type nikkas in there

:whoo: damn that shyt sound like a vacation breh
 

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I mainly meant the first day..like whats goin thru your head when you first get in there, do they really strip search you, hose you down and all that shyt? what's it like layin there in bed that first night brah? what kinda food is on the menu?


They strip search you in jail also..they strip search you even before you get to jail in the police holding cell..shyt doesn't matter..no they don't hose you down..that's bullshyt..I wasn't scared the first nite..when I first got to prison I was scared for a few hours but not super scared..there is no menu..they serve you something different every day..I was vegan when I was in there..so I gave out my meat, ice cream, eggs,,even milk..

Prison is better than jail..but the only thing that's fukked up, is you'll have a prison felony record..other than that, it's better..
 
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