Anyone Here Smoke Weed Or Drink Liquor While Showering?

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You experience things that you wouldn't if you don't smoke and do other things in the shower.
I once had a girl over, we took a shower together, and I was smoking a blunt.
It was the kinda weed that makes you laugh.
So I was fukkin her anally, in the butthole during a shower and I was high AF.
Then as I was ass pumping her I saw a shytstain fall and float on the water.
Then it went towards the drain but it started to go round and round in concentric circles and finally down the drain.
When I saw that shytdot float in concentric circles above the drain I started laughing my ass offf.
And then she got self-conscious wondering why I was laughing during sex.

IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blessed:


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You experience things that you wouldn't if you don't smoke and do other things in the shower.
I once had a girl over, we took a shower together, and I was smoking a blunt.
It was the kinda weed that makes you laugh.
So I was fukkin her anally, in the butthole during a shower and I was high AF.
Then as I was ass pumping her I saw a shytstain fall and float on the water.
Then it went towards the drain but it started to go round and round in concentric circles and finally down the drain.
When I saw that shytdot float in concentric circles above the drain I started laughing my ass offf.
And then she got self-conscious wondering why I was laughing during sex.

IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blessed:
:why::pachaha:
 

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the best part about shower beers is you can be reckless with drinking them. go ahead and chug like stone cold steve austin. who cares if you spill all over your face and chest? you're in the shower, fukk it. :ahh:

op you need to get an ice bag to hang from the opposite end of the shower head so you can keep more than one beer cold, trust me on this
 

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Are you depressed? Your showers sound sad

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