Anyone notice how expensive escorts are now?

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I think I’d rather die a virgin than lose my virginity to a prostitute, but I do get curious every once in a while and hit up escort sites and I can’t believe how expensive and ugly these chicks are. Even the high end ones are generic bimbos at best but still make you shell out $1200 an hour for soulless condomed sex

I blame Onlyfans.
I’ve never done it but I’ve definitely trolled the escort section. It makes sense why would I sell p*ssy if I can make more on onlyfans with my boyfriend :mjlol::mjlol:.

Strip clubs are looking weak too.

These basement dwellers too socially awkward to even pay for p*ssy so they rather just pay for videos :heh:
 

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nikkas complaining about gas prices when you can’t pay for box at a decent rate. Where are we going as a country. :snoop:
 
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I’ve never done it but I’ve definitely trolled the escort section. It makes sense why would I sell p*ssy if I can make more on onlyfans with my boyfriend :mjlol::mjlol:.

Strip clubs are looking weak too.

These basement dwellers too socially awkward to even pay for p*ssy so they rather just pay for videos :heh:
I’ve had this explained to me a dozen times but I still don’t understand simp logic. Especially the ones that pay to watch their favorite girls have sex with other men. I actually don’t know which is worse, between paying to watch other men get their balls drained and giving slightly above average thots brain-surgeon salaries. These simps need to be committed.

That said, I made a Seeking Arrangements account and the women there actually looked nice. I bet a whopping 95% are just Instagram models only looking for billionaires and pseudo onlyfan whores just trying to get some old loser to pay for nudes and sweet text messages though.
 
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