Anyone one else ever lie to a girl and tell her you from New York?

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I got atleast 3 girls by doing this :ohlawd:

Just go to a hoodrat talk to her with a fake accent. She be like "you not from hurr iz yew boi?" im like "nah ma im from brooklyn :jawalrus:

Her face-:krs: :dj2:

me-:youngsabo: :lolbron:

I know im not the only one.

Sometimes i go to house parties in different neighborhoods with a NY yankees fitted and a durag under it straight puttin on my best ghostface killa accent and :eat:

i know the consensus is NY is irrelevant(music wise), but the fact its 2012 and bein from NY almost guarantees a few panties droppin(lames excluded) is :ohlawd:. lowkey i seen a few of my nikkaz from delaware do this with admirable results, i couldn't even hate on em. i know when im O.T. and a dame heres me utter a few syllables my stock goes up 75% of the time in her eyes, crazy thing is nikkaz from all over used 2 tell me my accent was strong, i'd hit them with :sitdown:, not even realizing at the time that an accent doesn't equate 2 a southern/country drawl. if zay smashin a few broadz cuz they admire his presumed geographical location then keep :win:
 

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i know the consensus is NY is irrelevant(music wise), but the fact its 2012 and bein from NY almost guarantees a few panties droppin(lames excluded) is :ohlawd:. lowkey i seen a few of my nikkaz from delaware do this with admirable results, i couldn't even hate on em. i know when im O.T. and a dame heres me utter a few syllables my stock goes up 75% of the time in her eyes, crazy thing is nikkaz from all over used 2 tell me my accent was strong, i'd hit them with :sitdown:, not even realizing at the time that an accent doesn't equate 2 a southern/country drawl. if zay smashin a few broadz cuz they admire his presumed geographical location then keep :win:

Delaware nikka here :obama:

Yes. I ate good when I went down south. My accent not even New York....its just people automatically think of New York whenever they meet someone from the East coast.
 

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I'm an LA nikka, i sound like an LA nikka and i'm too grown to pretend that i'm anything but a LA nikka.

keepin it a buck, official la/bay area nikkaz could talk a jihadist in2 eatin pork if they wanted 2, especially bay area nikkaz, they be on that goldey shyt more than a lil bit :russ:
 

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I only do that shyt when i'm overseas.. Way more convenient than tryna explain where you really from plus these bytches don't know the difference.
 

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keepin it a buck, official la/bay area nikkaz could talk a jihadist in2 eatin pork if they wanted 2, especially bay area nikkaz, they be on that goldey shyt more than a lil bit :russ:

:stopitslime:
i'd never believe anything a bay area nikka say
 
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