I "Play" Guitar and Bass. Play is in quotations 'cause I'm still learning but have yet to get serious with it.
I can read Tabs but I don't know notes and chords and scales plus I play guitar left handed backwards(Albert King/dikk Dale) since I fell into the habit when I was younger and became somewhat proficient with it, playing a right handed guitar left handed. (Strings reversed)
Weirdly enough I've covered a few gigs for mates in local bands playing hole in the wall pubs where the racket we made allowed me to strum nonsensically on Bass with a distortion pedal while everyone else did the work on some Sid Vicious shyt.
But yeah. I plan on copping a left handed bass and guitar and work on making it pass intros and become proficient with whole songs'n'shyt.