I showed up and said I like to fukk single mothers against the wall with crazy glue on their lips. They sent me home.






Criminal record, so I don't have to worry about that BS.![]()
HAHA what are the odds...
This came today.
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Thinking bout tossing this shyt in the bushes......but im scared





Ya'll wilin'
Jury Duty is that ish.
Muh fugga's gotta rise when you come into the court room, you get a pay check from jury duty and your job, plus you get to leave at lunch time and they pay you for the entire day
I'm just not rocking with murder cases, I'm good in small claims court
The only downside is if a juror watched too many episodes of Law & Order![]()
