One of my dopest homies from late high school till like first few yrs out of it was a Russian dude. I remember one time I had beef wit this one dude who was at a party wit us. Pretty big party, so we didn't have to see each other. Well shyt gets later, folk start feelin themselves a bit too much, dude n his click start hollering on the other side of the room talkin shyt about me. I'm known to handle my own, so it ain't no deal, but before I get over there, this crazy muhfukka takes his goddamn mug and cracks dude in the fukking face with it, breakin part of that shyt on dudes head, cutting himself, and starts yelling all kinds of shyt at the rest of them while bleeding like a muhfukka
They suddenly all uninterested in the beef like
and disperse.
They homie on the ground like
My homie comes back with his empty glass like, "He made me spill my wodka." 
Them dudes don't play
i tried not to piss him off much after that
i'm crossing the street
. people aren't big on smiling here, it's almost considered to be a sign of weakness. a lot of people assume you're foreign if you smile in public transport
shyt almost turned into an fml moment really quick.
