Apartment Building Chronicles Part 2

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Lemme ask the coli wolves: under what circumstances from here on out could I smash?
Her BF is prolly a p*ssy my nikka. I meannnnn honestly you DID make the right decision, but fukk that I woulda fukked her. If dude comes trippin just tell him to check his bytch and slam the door in his fukking face
 

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This girl is white

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you're a better and more thoughtful man than i was when i was in your position

i would have sent that bytch home walking funny

a much different time and place in my life, oh the memories
 

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Her BF is prolly a p*ssy my nikka. I meannnnn honestly you DID make the right decision, but fukk that I woulda fukked her. If dude comes trippin just tell him to check his bytch and slam the door in his fukking face. Do you think he would've spared your girls p*ssy if it were the other way around?
 

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A thirsty, short sighted, unthinking reactive simp would have hit no question. Of course not taking into account the inevitable future blowback and drama that will arise once the boyfriend inevitably finds out and when she tires of you. You also took into account that she only lives two doors away from you :ehh:

OP putting out fires before they have the chance to be lit and being pro-active as opposed to reactive :myman:
 

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If u got an off vibe from her I wouldn't mess with it. p*ssy a dime a dozen. She's gonna latch on to you, she's already looking for that bailout. Sounds like you're about your biz and this jumpoff will likely cause you more stress than you're looking for. Be cool with her but let her know you're not going there with her cuz you're not in that mindset. Tread lightly though.

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Y'all gotta understand though, as I'm kissing/fingering I'm going over it in my mind. "Should I/Should I not?" It was literally a battle between my two heads. The one up top won last night but I was still going through the motions of smashing until I made that decision

I understand before breh I've been in the situation and pretty much ended up doing the same thing :russ:

White chick with a black boyfriend (that abuses her non the less) got butt naked in front of me at our job one evening.

:whew: As a young man I was like:krs::ooh::ohlawd::mindblown:






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Salute breh...i made a bad descision once with a girl that lived two doors down the street,after we smashed,knowing she had a boyfriend,she would show up everytime she has a fight with him and tried to use me for revenge fukks.Needless to say,ol boi found out and he showed up at my house talking bout i'm a backstabbing punk,he was a 5"7 half original in over his head but he was right,it taught me a valuable lesson.Any woman that will let you smash out of spite or tries to monkey wrench herself on your dikk needs to kick rocks asap...
 

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Good read.

I need my coli brehs to come talk with me.

For all those that missed it, this is part 1 to my story: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/coli...that-lives-in-your-apartment-building.342247/

This is one of the craziest things I've ever experienced. So to follow up to the last thread, I've seen this girl a few times since that night and we've chatted it up. She actually didnt remember kissing me (drunk) and I told her about it. She was embarrassed. I could tell she has a thing for me, I can see the look in her eyes when we talk. I see all the signs. Anyways we have exchanged numbers since then and everything has been all good.

So last night I go to the courtyard again to smoke a cigar and home girl is outside chillin. We end up kickin it with another girl in the complex for hours, the 3 of us chillin. They're talking about men and their experiences and also asking me about my female life. Keep in mind, this girl has a shytty situation with a "boyfriend". About 930 its time for me to call it a night cuz I gotta hit the gym in the AM before work. Also, keep in mind they were having a few drinks of whiskey. When I get back to the crib she texts me, basically letting me know she didnt want me to leave in a friendly way. We chit chat for about an hour thru text, then she texts me "What are you doing?" In my mind I'm like the fukk? I said "laying down, you?" She texts back "I'm coming over". Here we go.

Let me say this first. I moved here 5 weeks ago for a job. All I'm tryna do is move up this corporate ladder, make my bread and be drama free. I have a 1 year lease. She literally lives two doors down from me. Keep that in mind as you read.

I get a knock at the door and its her thru the peep hole. I open the door and say wassup. She standing there with this look on her face..she walks inside without saying anything and sticks her arms out for a hug.I closed the door. I dont have any lights on. I give her a hug and we start making out heavily. She throws me on the couch and straddles me, takes my shorts off and she takes hers off too. She puts my hand on her p*ssy..it was soaking wet :wow: My weakness. She told me to fukk her.....but I stopped. I sat up and told her we cant do this because she got a man. (I dont give a fukk that she has a man, but I dont need this nikka knockin on my door). I said I'm not tryna go through drama between them two. She said she's unhappy with him and that I make her happy :ohhh:. I said if you unhappy why dont you break up with this cat and she replies she is afraid to be alone :ohhh:. She said I dont know her story; this and that. She tries to fukk me again and I fingered her some but eventually I sent her home. I told her to come back when she's single. She told me I'm a good guy and that she has issues and she respects that. So she leaves I'm literally like...:dead:



I go back to bed and 5 minutes later I hear another knock on the door:lupe: Here she is again. This time she comes in again and strips down butt ass naked and says I can have her. I'm looking her up and down like :whoo: and I grab her and pull her to me. We make out again but I just can't do it. We end up on the couch. She says she knows what she's doing is wrong and she's been feeling guilty since she kissed me but she just cant help herself. She says "your'e just so fukkin hot, I want it so bad but you wont let me have it and it's driving me crazy" :pachaha: I said why me? She says because I have my shyt together and I know what I want in life and she's never had that in a guy before. To make a long story short, I sent her on her way home.




Let me explain something. The only reason I didn't smash is because she lives 2 doors down from me AND has a boyfriend. This girl is white :mjpls: What if she arguing with her dude and says "I fukked the black guy while you weren't showing me any attention"? This nikka gon be knockin on my door and I'ma have to catch some charges. Or what if she wants more than I'm willing to give. She already cheated on her dude with me so a relationship is out the window, but she says she would want to work towards one. :ufdup: What if I got a young breezy at the crib and we watchin Netflix and she comes knockin on my window while she drunk wanting some dikk? She gonna ruin my game.


Coli wolves/playas/pleigh bois/p*ssy-getters, what are your thoughts?

I missed that part :snoop:
 
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