Apple Goes Full Retard

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Apple completely loses the plot, revokes Computer Bild magazine accreditation over #bendgate video

Just when we thought that the whole #bendage thing was behind us, here comes Apple to reignite it all over again. The company has revoked the press accreditation of German magazine Computer Bild after it published a video of its editor-in-chief bending iPhone 6 Plus and then failing to do so with the Galaxy Note 3.

Dear Mr. Tim Cook!

Just like anyone else who is obsessed with digital technology we have eagerly awaited the new iPhone. We felt relief when the head of our telecom department one day shouted “Here we go!”, presenting an invitation to the great event. And certainly we took a flight, went all the way to California, just to tell our readers every detail about the device that you and your company have worked on so hard for such a long time.

When the iPhone 6 Plus finally hit the market we noticed a few reports on a possible problem. According to them the case seemed to be weak, “bendable”, to drop the evil word. Being popular for our tests with utmost scrutiny, we could not leave the subject without comment. Of course that required further tests since testing new products without any prejudice is our obligation to our readers.

And so we bought an iPhone 6 Plus, just to find out whether it was a singular problem or some kind of hoax. The test was quite simple, so we could easily record it on video. Just to prove that what happens is nothing but the truth.

To be honest: We were shocked about how easy it was to bend the device. And so were around 200.000 viewers who watched the video up until now. We can imagine that you and your colleagues must have been shocked, too. This might have been the reason why we got a call from one of your German colleagues the next morning. He was upset, and it was a rather short conversation. “From now on”, he said, “you won’t get any devices for testing purposes and you will not be invited to Apple events in the future.”

Dear Mr. Cook: Is this really how your company wants to deal with media that provide your customers with profound tests of your products? Do you really think that a withdrawal of Apple’s love and affection could have an intimidating effect on us? Luckily we do not have to rely on devices that Apple provides us with. Luckily, a lot of readers are willing to pay money for our magazine to keep us independent. So we are able to buy devices to do our tests anyway. Even devices of manufacturers that seem to fear COMPUTER BILD’s independent judgment.

Even if we are quite dismayed about Apple’s reaction, we won’t give up our principles: We will continue our incorruptible tests that have the same high reputation in the German media-landscape as Apple has for its products. So far. We congratulate you to your fine new generation of iPhones, even if one of them has a minor weakness with its casing. But we are deeply disappointed about the lack of respect of your company.

Best regards,
Axel Telzerow
Editor in Chief COMPUTER BILD-Grou

It took that fakkit Tim Cook three years to release an ugly iPhone with 1 gigs of RAM and a shytty watch, which allows you drawing hearts on its' display.

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I hope this clueless proud gay Tim won't fukk up Macbook line next. :pacspit:
 

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Apple has never respected other companies. They are all about themselves and they are just mad that they have been put into this corner for shytty quality control.
 

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Apple has never respected other companies. They are all about themselves and they are just mad that they have been put into this corner for shytty quality control.


Just imagine all the poor Chinese kids who work in factories making iPhones that will get executed over this bendgate thing
 

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This is nothing new for Apple.

When the 4 prototype got left in a bar and Endgadget (I think it was them) bought it from the person who found it and did an article on it Apple banned them too.

There was a story on Macrumors I think about how Apple handles relationships with the media and how different they treat pro Apple sites as opposed to the ones that are basically neutral
 

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This is nothing new for Apple.

When the 4 prototype got left in a bar and Endgadget (I think it was them) bought it from the person who found it and did an article on it Apple banned them too.

There was a story on Macrumors I think about how Apple handles relationships with the media and how different they treat pro Apple sites as opposed to the ones that are basically neutral

I believe it was Gizmodo.

If Apple don't fukk with you I don't fukk with ya either.
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Not only is the specs and technology 2 years behind, now even the quality is crap.. Yet the sheep's would sell their organs for the iPhone.

I bought a used iPhone 4s last year and it will still be supported in 2015. lets not act like andriod is doing anything special as their life cycle is very short. Probably cop a use iphone5 off of amazon fairly soon and it will still be updated in 2016. AND I know if i coped an iphone6 it will still be good 4years from now.

Android ain't supporting much of anything beyond 2years. maybe they will now since they finally optimized the OS....but Google's priority is ads so what do you expect. 94% of google's revenue is ads.

Let me know when android steps their app quality up....don't even have hyperlapse or infinity blade. Plus facebook paper sh!ts all over the junk on andriod...and the twitter app is not even stable on android plus lacks some features. And google made the hangouts app better on IOS than the android one for several months with voice and mms first. And google hides the chrome forward button in a menu on android ...but has the IOS one on point.

yeah..and i had androids 2009-2011 and they were all frustrating. IOS changed my view on smartphones and iv'e been happy since and use it more than my computer. With Android it was just something for brevity on the go as it was unstable, drained battery fast, came with carrier bloatware and wimax4G could not penetrate buildings.
 
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