Approaching woman at the gym?

[Kilgore Trout]

Don’t do it , you’ll look like a creep


But I have bagged a few girls at my gym without really opening my mouth. I’m platonic friends with a hotty that goes there (we’ve been friends for 5+ years) and she always playfully flirts with me when I’m there. When women see this and catch me at the gym alone they always usually say hi or try to strike up a conversation.


But ya in this MeToo climate it’s best to not try anything. There is this ugly Asian woman at my gym and whenever we accidentally make eye contact she gives me the screw face like I was staring at her. I go out of my way to avoid her, last thing I need is an ugly ass broad complaining about me. As a black man , establishments already think you’re a predator.

 

[Marzupial]

If it's a small Gym where you go regularly it's the perfect place to apply the "ignore" tatic. Go there and exercise( no headphones) and also go to some classes with a lot a woman. Never say more than good morning or good night

After awhile the girls that are regular will see you not thirsty like the other dudes and will try to open you

This works so great and is so easy that when I get rich I will join a new gym every 3 months

 

[I love Latina women]

Who's pawg is this? @stomachlines

Naw, I'm a fat fukk. I don't work out.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Get yo bench up and if you packing throw on some grey shorts or sweatpants and let the rest fall in place.