Taking a sht at the gym is GOAT

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Gym bathrooms are for closeted fakkits and gloryholes.
I can probably count on my hand how many times I've been in a gym bathroom and every time it's been some weird looking guy in there taking way too long for whatever he's trying pretend he's doing in there
I have a toilet at home and a shower at home, I plan my gym visits around a direct route between the home and the gym with no stops. In the winter I wear my outside clothes on top of my gym clothes and my gym has a locker room that's out in the open on the ground floor
Them gay dudes be writing their numbers on the gym stalls breh. It's fukkin gross they need to keep that shyt themselves
 

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There were times where I had to go when I was in the middle of a workout. I would do my best to hold it in, but few times I’m like this is it, I have to shyt. Then when I walk to the bathroom I get disgusted easily and don’t feel like I got to shyt anymore :mjlol:

My gym bathroom is terrible, there’s only one toilet with a door and one standing one. The one with the door is literally facing the whole locker room and the door on the bottom has big opening, you pretty much can see the person up to their knees when they’re taking a shyt :dahell:
 

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Nope
shytting at home is goat

Bidet life :blessed: you dirty ass heathens :hhh:
Your gym doesn't have bidet :hhh:I'm bullshyttin lol I go to planet fitness, these nikkas don't even have a sauna. My dad tried putting me on bidet years ago, only time I used it is when I took a bytch to the Sybaris, and my ghetto ass was tryna flex on ig while pronouncing the "t", I got clowned to oblivion :snoop:


Every planet fitness isn't equal tho . The one by my house is a warzone, I travel an extra 5 miles to go to the White folks one, the bathrooms be smelling like cologne it's truly an experience for only 20 cotdayum dollars a month
 

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Uh, I feel the opposite. Usually I’m a sweaty mess. I hate having to sit down and put my sweaty swamp ass on a seat and then having to try and wipe my now wet sweaty and shytty ass with toilet paper. Then I feel concerned given the difficulty of that my ass is clean enough.

The gym is one of the worst places to need to shyt at from my experience.
 

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:picard: Good sir, these are civilized times. If I have to take a shyt away from home. It is some serious shyt. :damn: I'd really have to be in dire need of toilet use. :lupe: Between the potential of picking up bacteria and not having wet wipes or as much as a serviette humide. :scusthov: Even worst if they don't have those disposable sanitary sheets for the toilet seats. I'd be mortified.
 

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The Trenbalone shyt sweat smell alone should be enough deterent for anybody sane to want to do that outside of an emergency.​
 

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I'm good on that, I'd rather shyt in the comfort of my own home where I can chill on the toilet for 45 mins if I feel like it.
 

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OP the type to walk all the locker room but ass naked.
Blow up the stall and walk out... butt ass naked
 
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