For someone graduating from a prestigious law firm. Op is seriously socially awkward as fukk.
He's speaking hypothetically because he's never had it.
You date enough big booty women, the idea of them harnessing one just becomes an idea or rather, you become indifferent as the novelty isn't as strong as it once was when you were thirsty (i.e. strange men like Swagnif).
If he had derierre-endowed women, he wouldn't be so inquisitive about something so trivial - such as perception on a woman's frame diminishing your professional refleciones; that's cow pie speak.
My previous was a thick nubian princess (albiet ratchet as hell, she was a voluptuous woman) and my current is curvaceous as well. When the requirement is met, you start to look for other qualities/attributes to fall in love with.
This whole philosophy on her physique and how it can be damaging to your career is elementary speak.
That's like saying, "Man, i want to open up this Fried Chicken and Collar greens joint, but i can't be hiring mexicans cuz that would compromise the integrity of soul food. I need BLACK PEOPLE ONLY!"
See where i'm going with that?
It doesn't matter who's doing the cooking, as long as the end result makes fills up your food box and it taste good.
OP, get your herb ass self a woman, any kind of woman - be with her because you admire the babe and how she loves you... not just what she represents cuz by the end of the day, what you fukk don't make affect your wages.
And that's what separates the men from the mice... the pits from the poodles...
the Crunch ---- from the berries.
"We all just need SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOO-UHHHH--Oohvvvveee..."
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