Are dudes like this serious, or is this just a ploy to get puzzy?

[Jonathan]

Ugh. Looks like a miscarriage.

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

.....what ancient text are you reading? I think the bible said something about if that time of month she shouldnt sleep in same bed or on furniture. .......lets see if that interpretation is being upheld

You'd be suprised

 

[Drake is God]

He can't be selling dreams, he's gonna have to follow through with everything he said cuz he shared that info publicly.



These guys actually exist, I've met some of them. I've been given full body massages, breakfast in bed, cuddles galore & all that good stuff and in exchange I offered blowjobs on blowjobs on blowjobs.




If you did that shyt to me I would wait until you fall asleep the next night, carefully take up my diva cup, plug your nose so you have to breathe through your mouth, and poor all my menstrual blood down your throat then run out the door & fukk your best friend raw, keep the baby and never talk to you again.



Only pussies hit women...is there something you're trying to tell us?





That is the meanest thing I've ever seen you post and I think it's terrible of you to even think of physically abusing a woman.

That shyt's for pussies.


Straight up






Hydrogen peroxide will take out blood from fabrics and also why are you so immature?




And you can cook too

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz I think you lost your angel wings or something, or however that one goes.





Good for you for mot making fun of her but if a man can't give me a good massage he automatically gets redirected to the bushes



Real fukkin talk.

And it only takes three fukkin minutes to boil up some water, throw a teabag in a mug & pour boiling water over it. How lazy are you, geez?





Just wash the damn sheets, fukk. Why does everyone think they're ruined?

All of the boys who don't know how to do laundry are callin themselves out in this thread left and right.



And wtf are cuddles and massages really so much to ask for? If that p*ssy is good, you'll do it (if you know what's good for you).






You're a scaredy cat!







Why you gotta be so mean about it?



If I was your girl and you had that kind of attitude with me over a period leak, I would run out the door and go fukk your best friend to teach you not to be so mean.






Then you never truly loved her so why were you wastin her time in the first place?






The sheets will be fine, just put some hydrogen peroxide on them and a little soap + scrub brush should do the trick.

Good for you for not freakin out about it still






@Matt504 is a known virgin...he don't got no game...tf you talkin bout?













What's a strawberry cream pie & why did you tag me?





I endorse this message.

Salute!

I'm sorry I will never post anything like that again

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

If you never fukked a hoe till her period came on the next day, your dikk game weak.

 

[Action Mike]

"if i wasn't single"

jeez i wonder why he's single

these brehs don't learn

he can get all likes in Facebook none will convert

"your sweet but I'm not in a place to date right now"

"endless massages though"

 

[Diondon]

I mean its just an accident
Wake her up and she'll sort herself out
Some of yall nikkas still pee the bed from time to time

 

[Strawberry]

Strawberry creampies are the kind of creampies good girls get when they're on their period.

I tagged you because I'm going to Vancouver in Feb and Montreal this summer. Thought you might want a piece.

I don't do period sex, it's too painful for me...and the mess!



I got some good friends in Van though, can put you in touch. One of them is this dope artist chick who is also good friends with Big Norm, so you'll be in good hands.

Okay

If you treat your girl right, you shall be rewarded.

Ugh. Looks like a miscarriage.

Have you ever seen a miscarriage before?

I haven't *knocks on wood* but I sure as hell know it's gonna look a fukk
of a lot worse than s few drops of blood on a bed sheet.

I'm sorry I will never post anything like that again

Thank you for the apology but damn, I still can't believe you said that

I thought you were one of the more mature, reasonable, and nicer posters around here and now I don't know what to think.



Please tell me you did it for the daps.

these brehs don't learn

he can get all likes in Facebook none will convert

"your sweet but I'm not in a place to date right now"

"endless massages though"

I would take the guy in OP over all
of the a$$holes in this thread any day.

I mean what in the goddamn hell? This thread got all the immature men who can't do laundry threatening physical violence if their girl accidentally gets her period overnight.



These guys are basically screaming "Hi, I'm a shytty boyfriend!" + "I don't want any blowjobs ever...I'm good thanks!" + "It's ok you can go fukk my best friend cuz I'm an a$$hole and that's the kind of treatment I deserve".

Enjoy your domestic violence and relationship with an a$$hole who's gonna cheat on you.


I'll be over here being hand fed grapes, getting breakfast in bed, receiving massages and cuddles galore, getting my spliffs rolled for me, and generally being treated like a queen.

 

[Drake is God]

I don't do period sex, it's too painful for me...and the mess!



I got some good friends in Van though, can put you in touch. One of them is this dope artist chick who is also good friends with Big Norm, so you'll be in good hands.





If you treat your girl right, you shall be rewarded.






Have you ever seen a miscarriage before?

I haven't *knocks on wood* but I sure as hell know it's gonna look a fukk
of a lot worse than s few drops of blood on a bed sheet.





Thank you for the apology but damn, I still can't believe you said that

I thought you were one of the more mature, reasonable, and nicer posters around here and now I don't know what to think.



Please tell me you did it for the daps.





I would take the guy in OP over all
of the a$$holes in this thread any day.

I mean what in the goddamn hell? This thread got all the immature men who can't do laundry threatening physical violence if their girl accidentally gets her period overnight.



These guys are basically screaming "Hi, I'm a shytty boyfriend!" + "I don't want any blowjobs ever...I'm good thanks!" + "It's ok you can go fukk my best friend cuz I'm an a$$hole and that's the kind of treatment I deserve".

Enjoy your domestic violence and relationship with an a$$hole who's gonna cheat on you.


I'll be over here being hand fed grapes, getting breakfast in bed, receiving massages and cuddles galore, getting my spliffs rolled for me, and generally being treated like a queen.

Yes I did it for daps

 

[Kalik]

Id say "wake up". While she in the shower and washing the sheets, clothes. I would be nice and drive to Target for her feminine products. That just to give her time to herself, to think on what just happened.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I'll kick her out and get a new chick that is trained. Disgusting.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

"In exchange I offered blowjob"

@Strawberry oral sex is a normal part of sex. Getting top is not a "treat"

 

[Strawberry]

"In exchange I offered blowjob"

@Strawberry oral sex is a normal part of sex. Getting top is not a "treat"

I said unlimited blowjobs

As in a much higher frequency than you would get on average.

I've never once had a complaint about this exchange. Not one in my entire life.



Yo btw on an unrelated note there is a weekly hip hop night at Studio Bar 824 Dundas West (west of Bathurst) every Tuesday that you should check out. I was there last week, it was dope.

I just saw Benzo post a flyer on IG. If you don't know who Benzo is, get to know him. He's an oldschool breakdancer & always knows about all the illest & realest hiphop events in TO.

Salute!