Are y'all sitting in this barber's chair or nah?

[GreenGhxst]

Lowkey yeah

The reason I cut my own hair now is because unprofessionalism from barbers

If the barber behaves with equal discipline I'm in there

 

[RiffRaff]

No. A good barber is not hard to find. Bozos think they’re irreplaceable.

The “if I offer you gum or a mint” rule is gay as fukk. What next he gonna demand you make eye contact while getting a part/tape/edge?

He’s politely trying to tell you your breath hot stinky ass nikka

 

[darealvelle]

Bruh that shyt is lowkey annoying as hell

Then expect a tip smh

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I want to stomp out the narrator of the video. Hes around too much. His voice is on everything and i hate it. His voice is super annoying.

 

[Kenny West]

What about them unprofessional barbers that decide to answer a phone call mid cut and have you hanging or decide to walk outside and come back to cut your hair like you just have time to waste?

I didn't need to be reminded of those memories

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

I got locs and my loctician is a big-booty Haitian girl.

I keep my arms on the hand rest.

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[DPresidential]

FOH

 

[RhodyRum]

I ain't know there was so many dudes here with offensive breath that get offended at being offered some defensive measures to keep them from offending others with their offensive breath.

TLDR: A lot of y'all nikkas STANK!

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

No. A good barber is not hard to find. Bozos think they’re irreplaceable.

The “if I offer you gum or a mint” rule is gay as fukk. What next he gonna demand you make eye contact while getting a part/tape/edge?

He's saying your breathe stinks

 

[Peter Popoff]

Nıgga try and hand me a mint and I'm smacking his fụcking kufi off...

 

[old pig]

last one was funny…the rest honestly should go without saying but some ppl just don’t have basic sense/courtesy so I can imagine barbers having to actually voice some of these things to ppl

 

[Wildin]

I never heard of the showing up 10 mins early to an appointment is bad

I always show up early to my appointment.

Yeah, I don’t get this one

But if you show up late dude will be on some shyt. Glad my barber isn’t some fakkit who trips over arriving early, would have me like

What he's saying is if your appointment is at 5:30 and you get in at 5:20 he's not starting your cut at 5:20 or 5:25.

Its always good to be early, just don't be expecting earlier service. It's one thing if there was an appointment before you and they cancelled or it was a quick cut and they're done and cleaned up and just chillin but even they need their break too.

You gotta remember shyts supposed to be scheduled. You start moving up and pushing back people's times then the schedule is all fukked up.

 

[I love Latina women]

Barbershop?!

I cut my own damn hair!


#Baldheadgang

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

I don't think he needed to pretend to be cutting those dudes' hair to make this video.

He did tho…to let it be known he’s joking. Of course nikkas in here taking it seriously.


These jokes, like most good jokes, are rooted in truth but they’re still just jokes.

 

[Genos]

What's the rule when his dikk accidentally rubs against your knee when he's lining you up? Is it to pretend nothing happen or tell him to back up?