Are you a no wiper, one wiper, or multiwiper?

[RareHunter]

Typically when you wipe do you need no toilet paper, 1 wipe, or do you need half a roll? Also how many squares do you use on average?

btw No wiper is when there’s nothing on the paper, which is different from a non wiper who doesn’t wipe at all and just marinates.

*It should be noted the number of wiped for the purpose of this thread is not so much about if u wipe however many times, rather if u have to wipe. Someone with a bad diet would need half a roll for example.

 

[At30wecashout]

One wipe, take a shower. I HATE wasting all that toilet paper when I feel dirty anyway. After I drop that hot bar, I go chasing waterfalls.

 

[Colbert.]

Combo wet wipe +good tissue

 

[Sterling Archer]

Combo wet wipe +good tissue

+shower

 

[Th3Birdman]

Nikka wtf is a "no-wiper"

 

[MikelArteta]

Bidet gang

 

[HandyWithTheSteel]

Nikka wtf is a "no-wiper"

Maybe he means nikkas who use a bidet

 

[old pig]

wipe til that paper come out white

 

[Wubzy]

I wipe til it's red

 

[RareHunter]

Nikka wtf is a "no-wiper"

When you wipe there’s nothing on the paper.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've visited Japan where bidets are standard and always wanted to add one at home but the nice ones are expensive.
So I finally got one of those cheap $25 Amazon bidets and was surprised how well it works.
I never really have to wipe anymore other than to dry off if I get up to quickly.

 

[Th3Birdman]

When you wipe there’s nothing on the paper.

 

[Bone Bender]

I have a bidet. Ill wipe once or twice and let the water jet clean out the rest.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

 

[Doomsday]

nikkas put they bare hand on a thin piece of paper and stick it under they butt. Hell naw.