Are you a no wiper, one wiper, or multiwiper?

[B86]

Bidet gang

Haven’t lived without one in about 10 years and never will live without one again

 

[UncleTomFord15]

"No wiper"? Don't wipe your ass after taking a shyt brehs

 

[B86]

wipe til that paper come out white

I seriously thought this is what everybody did. How can there be any other option (except for a bidet)?

 

[duckbutta]

How is "no wiper" even an option

Who the fukk is pushing shyt out they a$$hole and then just hopping up and walking off like they a fukking horse or something

Cacs already don't bath every day and now they not wiping they ass either

 

[Canada Goose]

Nikka wtf is a "no-wiper"

Maybe that option is for the animal posters. I'm glad OP is considerate and kept us in mind when making the thread

Anyway I'm an no wiper, however I float on lakes and rivers which keeps my bussy stays nice and fresh

 

[Womb Raider]

multiwiper



can’t be walking around with an itchy ass

 

[Wallychamp]

When you wipe there’s nothing on the paper.

That's still wiping...

 

[MikelArteta]

Haven’t lived without one in about 10 years and never will live without again

Covid made me get one when toilet paper was a premium to find. I only use a sheet to test but it’s always white as snow

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

I've visited Japan where bidets are standard and always wanted to add one at home but the nice ones are expensive.
So I finally got one of those cheap $25 Amazon bidets and was surprised how well it works.
I never really have to wipe anymore other than to dry off if I get up to quickly.

Folks been pushing bidets hard as of late, Im really gonna have to cop one of them. Which Amazon one you get?

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

Covid made me get one when toilet paper was a premium to find. I only use a sheet to test but it’s always white as snow

Which one you cop?...Im gonna have to get on this...

 

[Strapped]

If i am home i use the bidet sprayer

 

[DonRe]

Aight ya. Enough. Ya have to wipe to know if you need to proced. IDeally many more times to avoid a false alarm. Also a bidet is not fukkin floss. You need to continue to the process as dictated by your ever loving mother.

Second dont say “not really just to dry off” like its a fukkin car wash off bronx rd.

Wipe, wipe, wet wipe, wipe wipe. Mutiple rolls around the hand. Nah mean. Act right.

 

[Dance_Like_A_Fiend]

I want a bidet but my dad says it’s gay and refuses to have one in his house.

 

[Heretic]

Nikka wtf is a "no-wiper"

I think that was specifically for napoleon since he's an Indian and they just use their hands

 

[old pig]

I wipe til it's red

nigguh lmaoooooo!