Are you a simp backup plan?

Cantwait

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Whats the name of that movie where the guy goes to the party with flowers and sees his girl making out with her ex and then drives off crying into the credits?

Seems like the opposite of this.
 

Rarely-Wrong Liggins

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"I get to move on too."

You don't have to be their friends, gentlemen. A woman will try to shame you for not happily confining yourself to a misery of fixing their bad decisions or listening to the consequences of their mistakes and then how they plan to make them again. You do not owe a woman your "friendship."
 

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Backups, Disaster Recovery, High Avaialbiltiy... simps are like walking IT concepts for women who realized they fukked up.

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Simp A: "I can provide 99.98% up-time and be on-site in less than 2 hours at all times"
Simp B: "I can provide free use of car, home, and a $100 per diem if things get rough"

Women picking simps like they choosing a vendor :mjlol:
 
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Simp A: "I can provide 99.98% up-time and be on-site in less than 2 hours at all times"
Simp B: "I can provide free use of car, home, and a $100 per diem if things get rough"

Women picking simps like they choosing a vendor :mjlol:

Chicks be delegating access to the box using real life security groups:

nikkas that done smashed: Read, Write, Edit, Full Ownership
Simps: View
 
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