Are you going up or down the stairs?

[NZA]

upstairs

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Up . Myers gonna get tossed down those stairs like batman in the 50s. Chuckie a bytch too

 

[DrunkenNovice]

Is that pennywise under the staircase?

Easy choice, up

 

[J.E.T.S]

I’d go upstairs… flip Mike over and kick Chucky out the way.

I will proceed outside where I will trip over a random branch as Jason runs up and out… I’d throw a brick knocking Jason down…

I will then crawl to a vintage car in which will have trouble cranking up

ultimately leading to my death by a lurking Freddy hidden in the backseat

 

[Jparker]

I’m going downstairs. That flying drop kick from like the 4th stair might do it



fukk that im dead either way but at least I got my hit in

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I’d try to use Mike Myers momentum to push him down stairs and let him fight out with Jason. Chuckie would get the football punt up the other stairs.

 

[Ducktales]

Up.

It ain’t even close with Freddy in the cut like that behind Jason

 

[Pseudonym]

I’m going up





Jason AND Freddy downstairs?






At least I can outrun Michael for years like Laurie did andi think I could handle Chuckie with a swift kick to the face.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Jason way harder than Michael Myers

 

[Ducktales]

Is that pennywise under the staircase?

Easy choice, up

I was too distracted by Freddy being in the cut that I ain’t even see Pennywise

 

[Spence]

Myers is at least average size, Jason is like the size of a D1 O lineman

 

[bammtronics]

Is standing there and accepting your fate an option?

 

[Afrodroid]

Up.

Anyone who chooses down has a painful death wish

 

[parallax]

i would rather take my chances with mike. but jason can already fukking teleport so in the end its who can get to me first

but in reality, im moonwalking the way i fukking came, fukk the bullshyt

Is that pennywise under the staircase?

Easy choice, up

i didnt see that before, but i dont think its pennywise. if it is, that bytch is winning either way

 

[Monsanto]

Lose lose situation.

Won't even make it to Mike, those glowing eyes underneath the staircase are gonna grab my ankles.