Are you perceptive? Can you take a hint?

[no.]

I've found most males have the subtlety of a stomping rhino, but this guy I'm seeing is way too low-key

For example, the other day we were eating together when someone passed by handing out leaflets, advertising some event the next day. I picked up the leaflet, looked at it, made offhanded comments about what might go on and who might be there, put it in my bag, forgot all about it. Two days later, I'm told he felt stood up because he assumed I'd be there. What is this, subliminal date invitations? And get this, he didn't just tell me he felt stood up, noooo, he laid a leaflet (for the thing that'd already happened) on my desk and gave me a meaningful look

How good are you at catching hints from people you're talking to? Any funny stories of you being oblivious and them getting mad later?

 

[Silkk]

Any funny stories of you being oblivious and them getting mad later?

So you aint see that big ass thread on Oblivious Advances

 

[skeetsinternal]

I used to hint alot to these chics when I put their number in my google voice spam folder and not call back after getting a text "we need to talk"

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Two days later, I'm told he felt stood up because he assumed I'd be there. What is this, subliminal date invitations? And get this, he didn't just tell me he felt stood up, noooo, he laid a leaflet (for the thing that'd already happened) on my desk and gave me a meaningful look

lol :thehell:

This isn't low-key, it's about an order of magnitude more passive-aggressive than I've ever see anyone be, ever.

You should stop seeing him.

 

[no.]

So you aint see that big ass thread on Oblivious Advances

Nah, this is more for people you're already involved with. Not really for people you're trying to get with. Whatever, I just did this thread 'cause I'm bored and wanted to hear funny stories.

 

[concise]

I thought this was about @BlackieRobinson .

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I've found most males have the subtlety of a stomping rhino, but this guy I'm seeing is way too low-key

For example, the other day we were eating together when someone passed by handing out leaflets, advertising some event the next day. I picked up the leaflet, looked at it, made offhanded comments about what might go on and who might be there, put it in my bag, forgot all about it. Two days later, I'm told he felt stood up because he assumed I'd be there. What is this, subliminal date invitations? And get this, he didn't just tell me he felt stood up, noooo, he laid a leaflet (for the thing that'd already happened) on my desk and gave me a meaningful look

How good are you at catching hints from people you're talking to? Any funny stories of you being oblivious and them getting mad later?

Wow you must be a pretty young woman to have men acting so foolishly. It seems this man was shy and lacks some courage because he likes you friend. Why be so hard on the poor fella. Realistically, if he wanted to see you there he should have said, lets go to that show and gotten some confirmation from you so he didnt waste his time.

 

[no.]

Wow you must be a pretty young woman to have men acting so foolishly. It seems this man was shy and lacks some courage because he likes you friend. Why be so hard on the poor fella. Realistically, if he wanted to see you there he should have said, lets go to that show and gotten some confirmation from you so he didnt waste his time.

He knows I like him. He's just not the bold type lol. He likes to think people have ''an understanding'' with him just by the look in their eyes. But I can stand it because he's otherwise very nice.

I thought this was about @BlackieRobinson .

He ain't worth a thread.

 

[rogue_riezo]

Get salty for not getting what you didn't ask for brehs.

If he can't ask you out how is he gonna ask you for anal .

Be wary brehette.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I've found most males have the subtlety of a stomping rhino, but this guy I'm seeing is way too low-key

For example, the other day we were eating together when someone passed by handing out leaflets, advertising some event the next day. I picked up the leaflet, looked at it, made offhanded comments about what might go on and who might be there, put it in my bag, forgot all about it. Two days later, I'm told he felt stood up because he assumed I'd be there. What is this, subliminal date invitations? And get this, he didn't just tell me he felt stood up, noooo, he laid a leaflet (for the thing that'd already happened) on my desk and gave me a meaningful look

How good are you at catching hints from people you're talking to? Any funny stories of you being oblivious and them getting mad later?

Baby you down for some Italian later?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

He knows I like him. He's just not the bold type lol. He likes to think people have ''an understanding'' with him just by the look in their eyes. But I can stand it because he's otherwise very nice.



He ain't worth a thread.

Friends been watching to much Disney channel

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

You better get on that mind reading train OP to keep this dude around .

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

back in Collegio, bro.


I don't even want to get into it.


Well... ok fine since you're pulling my leg and twisting my nads.


Basically, this really cute sorority chick on the first day of classes happened to sit next to me.


She said, "Hey what's your name? Oh cool Howie. What a cool name. Anyway.. there are days where i'll be absent due to scheduling conflicts with my extra curricular obligations, do you think we can exchange numbers and get together when i need notes?"


At that time, i really didn't think anything of it because the way she said it, seemed very sincere.


But in retrospect, her body language and positioning of her leg (facing towards me) said something totally different.


From that day on, she always picked a seat as close to me as possible. Even asked me to come out to the bars a few times but i just shrugged it off cuz I was comfortable with the people i was already established with at the time.


Boy was i ignent.


Nothing ever transpired after that. Just gotta learn to live with regrets.


Damn i miss college. Most beautiful women i've ever seented in my life. As a matter of fact, that one chick from last years Bachelorette (the half white/half phillipino chick was in one of my advertising classes; i'll tell you what, she only dates cacs. What a shame/sellout).



Any who... as the adage goes...

Spoiler

"If i knew then what i knew now..."

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[baracka zulu]

I'm actually perceptive as fukk when it comes to hoes & their sluttle little signs, especially as it concerns body language.

I just don't give a fukk & choose to plow forward in the name of getting p*ssy/trolling for shyts & giggles.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I've found most males have the subtlety of a stomping rhino, but this guy I'm seeing is way too low-key

For example, the other day we were eating together when someone passed by handing out leaflets, advertising some event the next day. I picked up the leaflet, looked at it, made offhanded comments about what might go on and who might be there, put it in my bag, forgot all about it. Two days later, I'm told he felt stood up because he assumed I'd be there. What is this, subliminal date invitations? And get this, he didn't just tell me he felt stood up, noooo, he laid a leaflet (for the thing that'd already happened) on my desk and gave me a meaningful look

How good are you at catching hints from people you're talking to? Any funny stories of you being oblivious and them getting mad later?

Welcome to our world. We deal with your (female) subtle horseshyt all the time. Now that you've experienced it, it's pretty stupid isn't it? Remember that feel, and go fukk yourself.