You must not have spent time down south.

there's stupid motherfukkers everywhere, ESPECIALLY Chicago.. But man, living in Florida for 2 years made me realize people down there are SLOWER. I'm not even calling them retarded or anything (surely some are) I mean the way they process information and respond on average, is frustratingly slow. I've lived in a big city all my life so to go down there and deal with people who only know 80 degrees and sunshine every day was a different world.
It's not right to generalize an entire population as stupid or whatever, but I definitely think the "pace" of things can be observed as objectively "slower" than that of a big city. It's hard to explain to southerners and they just think I'm being disrespectful, but I don't know how to explain this easily observable truth better than that