Piffiztheanswer
L'immortale
Smoke so much piff they need to give you an oxygen mask but you hook it up to a vaporizer
She blowing your phone up crying talking bout fukk the chain, fukk the laptop, just bring the TV back so she ain't gotta put up with her daughter crying.
Get a female stalker in college.
Art Barr
Peter gunz![]()
Why you quit drinking Art Barr?
Get kicked out of the apartment of a late night smash at 4AM.
Walk 3 miles across town to kick in your main chicks door and wake her up to smash while she whines about how she has to go to work in 3 hours.
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Turn a get together into a full blown orgy by smashing a random chick in front of errbody....
Bonus points if her boyfriend is there...
I knew this shyt would turn out to ultimately be a positive![]()
I threw a cop on the ground and lived to tell about it.Can't do it
Beat up a cop and get away with it
How fast did you go fromI threw a cop on the ground and lived to tell about it.
He was trying to get all brolic so I said something slick like, "I see why cops get shot."
He ran up behind me and tried to do something, but my instincts were still sharp so I ended up tossing him.
The lady cop saved me that day.