Ride a mechanical bull, for the first time.
After studying the cowboys and cowgirls riding.
Then, not fall off but learn why cowboys wear tight pants.
All cause you tore your favorite shorts in the process.
Becoming the hero in the bar with damn near no pants, and not realize or know.
Then get home and realize your pants were basically a belt holding up rags.
So all the bet money profit goes to new pants.
Art Barr