ART BARR'S ROGUE-ISH MAN shyt EVERY GUY SHOULD DO CHECK LIST

[Art Barr]

Nothing like it you pull that off you really feel like you the shyt funny thing though it's only in your mind cause you can't tell nobody

My homie knew I was in his momma's room.


Art Barr

 

[DrexlersFade]

My homie knew I was in his momma's room.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Always take a shyt at your baby mom's small ass crib that is just like the building taraji lived in, in baby boi.
With the bathroom door WIDE tha fukk open.

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

fukk a female when she is on the phone, with her mom's or family members.

Females love, playing this shyt off and if you don't do this when she on the phone.
You gon be sharing that girl.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Wear a suit and walk down a Chicago hot ass block and not look like the guy smoking a blunt....
Then, smoke a blunt.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Get up by etch'n on the cta windows, with a diamond graphite drill bit.
Up front on the little window by the bus driver and just give him the and whut look.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Etch and tag all the bus windows into oblivion as a teen for years in high school.
Then, work for the cta and let 3piece and GQ perform on the train as a teenage train conductor.




Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Punk and beat down extra ass cta bums as a train conductor.
Then when you are civilian, and they start their act.
Tell them to shut the fukk up and say remember me, and thro them off the bus, by the collar.
To a standing ovation of passengers,...as you drag him up the aisle and out the door and give him the jaz on the fresh prince off the bus.

Except,...now... you homeless, too.


LOL,......



Art Barr

 

[2CT]

tell a bytch to "SCRAM"

the word scram is and you ain't a real nikka unless you told a bytch to scram once in your life

 

[Art Barr]

fukk the fiyoine older vet chick on the bus.
after she comes on to you.
All cause you tired of hearing old simp nikkaz talking about the chic they still to scared to talk to.
Then tell ol girl about it the whole shyt, and keep it real and she loves you for it.
Then when old nikkaz ask about ol girl,...
You have the caine in menace,..nikka I fukked her convo and break his old simp heart.
letting him know he forever a scary lame and never gon man up.
Plus, when he try to get in ol girl know and clown curve him, too.


You to old to not be shootin a shot and pedestal'n a female, nikka...
You older than me,......




Art Barr

 

[The Dust King]

Edit

 

[Willie]

Tell a bytch and her mom a fake name when you fall thru the crib

See them years later in Wal Mart and when the mother sees you and says "Jason? Jason!"

Just keep walking



Tell the chick you're with you don't know those crazy broads



Then when mom and daughter pull up on your bumper like "Oh you can't speak Jason?"



Inform them that your name is Will and you know not this Jason that they speak of



Make haste with your bytch and head straight for the self checkout

That's some real nikka shyt right there dhun

 

[4fossa]

@ this thread

 

[2CT]

Tell a bytch and her mom a fake name when you fall thru the crib

See them years later in Wal Mart and when the mother sees you and says "Jason? Jason!"

Just keep walking



Tell the chick you're with you don't know those crazy broads



Then when mom and daughter pull up on your bumper like "Oh you can't speak Jason?"



Inform them that your name is Will and you know not this Jason that they speak of



Make haste with your bytch and head straight for the self checkout

That's some real nikka shyt right there dhun

i was with you til you said Walmart

 

[K.O.N.Y]

lol this thread is awesome


Take a shyt in the most centrally located bathroom at your job and dont flush the toilet. Giving zero fukks