As a 22 year old, would you date a 39 year old?

[MasterSpliffter]

Last year when I was 30 I had a 54 yr old chick pulling up to SunTrust to take money out every time she wanted to go on a date. And it was her suggestion, not mine. (If that Ear Drummaz song had been out during that time I would died. "Cut That bytch Off" was popping n it was the only song I would sing along to in the car with her cuz I'm demented.) When I was 27 I had the most beautiful Korean chick u have ever seen, 49, making me steak n some sort of weird Korean vegetable concoction for lunch after I would come over n knock it out. I had just got thru messing with a 37 yr old chick with the best p*ssy I have ever had.

When I was younger, it was diff. But now, I like to fukk, smoke, n watch the news. Young bytches wanna wig out over dumb shyt n think the world owes em something cuz they're pretty. An older chick will sit there and talk bitter bytch shyt and STILL be trying to buy love and affection EVEN AFTER u tell em u straight n they ain't gotta be doing all that xtra shyt. They want to please you. A young bytch is self-centered to the point of absurdity. shyt's disgusting.

I would wife a chick my age, or slightly younger, because I would be starting a family, but as far as playing the field, nothing beats seeing an older chick at the bar. Sexy as fukk, make up tight, nails n hair done nice, body tight, n all the knuckleheads is peepin her n the only nikka she got eyes for is u, like a laser. Conversation be off the hook too, bro.

Once u master the psychological game with an older chick, you'll be a Jedi Master with younger chicks. You'll be able to see all their bullshyt chess moves from a mile away so once they start gaming, u know to get what u need n gtfo.

Had this shyt happen on the first day with her.... the check came, I reached into my pocket to get it. She was like Nah! I've such a good time I'll get it. I was like

 

[Ashley Banks]

no i would not

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Date? No

Bang? Yes

 

[ExcellentNegro]

Dat money you bout to cake. She could be ya sugga mama.

Naw...she ain't about to drop no bread. She just trying to get her rocks off. Doctor chicks will kick a nikka out of her place damn near immediately after getting her trill. Med school students too.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Date? No

Bang? Yes

Shes a doctor..id date

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Shes a doctor..id date

I'd be on the fence though. It's an ego stroke from her standpoint, I just couldn't imagine having a lot in common.

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

Hell no!!!!!!

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

as a 29 year I could never see myself with a 22 year old.
my interests and conversational abilities are already beyond the things they talk about.

I can't even imagine why a 39 year old would be interested.

Me: So how was your day?

Her: my professor is like such a lame! he gave us homework over springbreak! Gawd I hate him so much!

Me: ok....
Her: so what are your plans for spring break? trying to take me to south beach?

Me I have to work. we don't have spring break after college.

Her: Oh...


Me: Maybe we can go to that wine festival on the weekend?we can drink.

Her: No thanks that sounds kinda .

Me:....ok well have fun on spring break.

Her: Oh I will

Me:


The End.

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Had this shyt happen on the first day with her.... the check came, I reached into my pocket to get it. She was like Nah! I've such a good time I'll get it. I was like

Be careful though, and for God's sake don't move in with her. If she's batshyt or not good with her finances she's attempting a bait and switch. The only way to prevent this and stay ahead of her is to live in separate cribs. If she displays janky behavior rid yourself of her because that's ur sign that she's attempting to turn the tables and subjugate you. But otherwise, feast.

 

[George Gooney]

Last year when I was 30 I had a 54 yr old chick pulling up to SunTrust to take money out every time she wanted to go on a date. And it was her suggestion, not mine. (If that Ear Drummaz song had been out during that time I would died. "Cut That bytch Off" was popping n it was the only song I would sing along to in the car with her cuz I'm demented.) When I was 27 I had the most beautiful Korean chick u have ever seen, 49, making me steak n some sort of weird Korean vegetable concoction for lunch after I would come over n knock it out. I had just got thru messing with a 37 yr old chick with the best p*ssy I have ever had.

When I was younger, it was diff. But now, I like to fukk, smoke, n watch the news. Young bytches wanna wig out over dumb shyt n think the world owes em something cuz they're pretty. An older chick will sit there and talk bitter bytch shyt and STILL be trying to buy love and affection EVEN AFTER u tell em u straight n they ain't gotta be doing all that xtra shyt. They want to please you. A young bytch is self-centered to the point of absurdity. shyt's disgusting.

I would wife a chick my age, or slightly younger, because I would be starting a family, but as far as playing the field, nothing beats seeing an older chick at the bar. Sexy as fukk, make up tight, nails n hair done nice, body tight, n all the knuckleheads is peepin her n the only nikka she got eyes for is u, like a laser. Conversation be off the hook too, bro.

Once u master the psychological game with an older chick, you'll be a Jedi Master with younger chicks. You'll be able to see all their bullshyt chess moves from a mile away so once they start gaming, u know to get what u need n gtfo.

What do you use breh? I'm just curious because I'm 26 and my girl is 36 and I got her wrapped around my finger.

 

[Luke Cage]

I have my career in IT already, we share the same interest in movies and have the same outlook on life. I'm also a homebody, so I don't turn up and shyt. I'm well read she's well read.

So basically she has to be prematurely in order for the two of you to work.

Hopefully she doesn't get bored. Sounds like a blueprint for getting cheated on.

 

[Luke Cage]

I have my career in IT already, we share the same interest in movies and have the same outlook on life. I'm also a homebody, so I don't turn up and shyt. I'm well read she's well read.

I was mostly speaking from the perspective of an older guy dating a younger woman.
In your case I don't have a problem. I have no idea how older woman feel either so...

 

[Strapped]

do it

 

[King Poetic]

for every story of a dude who say she will spoil u and take care of u there's 20 other stories of that same chick who will try to control u like her kid and will pressure u to try to settle down and start a family with her or be a father influence on her kids..