As a Nintenbreh, in 2023 it is time for a new console

[The Intergalactic Koala]

So I just bought my son Ass Creed Enzo Collection for his birthday (Xmas Eve baby) and I thought to myself, this shyt should be silky smooth because it's a 12-year-old game . Dead fukking wrong, I was.

• Dips in the 20s
• Cutscenes slower than wombat turds
• Lack of fluid controls

Even my son was like "Daddy why they're moving so slow in the cutscene compared to the games on your Deck?". This is absurd. Like, I know the Switch is showing its age, but holy shyt it's SHOWING ITS AGE!

Its about time for Nintendo to just drop the new Zelda game and focus on a Nintendo Blink or some gimmick nonsense console that will have the trap bouncing again, because whooooo boy

 

[Leasy]

Well the rumor is there will be an announcement towards the end of 2023

 

[tgu]

Well the rumor is there will be an announcement towards the end of 2023

End of 2033? Nintendo is milking that hardware for all it’s worth

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Well the rumor is there will be an announcement towards the end of 2023

shyt better not be a revamped Switch with the fix to "joystick drift"

 

[old pig]

just traded mine in…2 years and hardly got any usage

 

[mrfortune]

My switch is modded so i get 90 percent of all games free and im still bored with it. steamdeck

 

[Software]

Doesn't Nintendo use Nvidia graphics for their game consoles?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Doesn't Nintendo use Nvidia graphics for their game consoles?

Yeah a Tegra X1 which is low barrel Onn tablet equivalent

 

[Fatboi1]

Yes, it is time. I can't see how someone will still be content with this outdated tech in 2024 even though it's portable. Games like Bayonetta 3 and Pokemon Violet/Scarlett are literally impacted by the hardware. I hope they announce something in 2023 or even release it if possible. Games running like shyt at abysmal resolutions isn't something to ignore because "tHe gAEMplAy" is what you supposedly only care about.

 

[Volt]

I get it, but I'mma keep it real.

I'll need that Metroid Prime 4 to drop on this Switch, fukk spending money on a new console. I bought mine for this game and besides the new Zelda, idgaf about anything else.

Well the rumor is there will be an announcement towards the end of 2023

We all know what's up with these rumors breh.

 

[Bubba T]

My switch doesn’t connect online so I’ve been contemplating buying a new one. However, I balk at getting a new one considering how ugly games look. I would only really be buying it for the new Zelda, but even then I wonder how long could I wait until that shyt is emulated and running much better on PC.

Nintendo don’t give af though, that console is still selling in dwarves.

 

[Diondon]

Bought a Switch this year so I could have something to play during power outages in hurricane season
Bought 2 old mario games still at full price
I really don't GAF about this console, breh

 

[Leasy]

End of 2033? Nintendo is milking that hardware for all it’s worth

shyt you would too they are making a killing with this device

shyt better not be a revamped Switch with the fix to "joystick drift"

This is the new Nintendo breh don't expect nothing crazy different.

 

[bigdaddy88]

I don't care about graphics if the game is good but a struggle 30 fps is not it

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I played one game on switch this year, Triangle Strategy and it still looked like ass on my tv, blurry as hell