As much as I like Brock Lesnar...
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Norrin Radd
To me, my board!
I was thinking about this tonight. Brock's got a pretty sweet gig.
- fukk Sable.
- Get a phone call.
- Fly out to arena and walk to the ring.
- Stand next to Paul Heyman as he cuts promo or have a match
- Go backstage and collect a check.
- Fly home and fukk Sable.
- Go hunting.
- Come back in and fukk Sable.
- fukk Sable and wait for another phone call.
Rinse and repeat.
It's bout to get better.
Rick Rude would've of appreciated that
Squirtle
Supreme Chancellor
I just realized that, he flys in just to stand. Unless it's a ppv when he wrestling he's pretty just standing. As usual Brock lesnar won.I was thinking about this tonight. Brock's got a pretty sweet gig.
- fukk Sable.
- Get a phone call.
- Fly out to arena and walk to the ring.
- Stand next to Paul Heyman as he cuts promo or have a match
- Go backstage and collect a check.
- Fly home and fukk Sable.
- Go hunting.
- Come back in and fukk Sable.
- fukk Sable and wait for another phone call.
Rinse and repeat.
Right? He was able to keep up, well not get totally embarrassed, by Eddie Guerrero on the mic. WTF happened to him?
dakidbanks
Superstar
I think the "mute" Brock fits his current role. He's basically the bully of the WWE. He's Shao Kahn at the end of the ladder.
His actions speak much louder than his words and they've booked him as if he just shows up whenever he wants and everybody's scared of him.
The problem isn't Brock, its the creative team. Brock's been MIA since WM and they've had no problems closing Raws out.
Their problem is that they don't do what obviously needs to be done. There's no way Cesaro should be a heel and jobbing to everyone after winning at WM and they need to give Roman Reigns more opponents than Kane. There's also too many nontitle matches where the champion loses. The Orton/Reigns and Steph/Bella segments should've switched places on Raw but I see why they did it... ridin off the Total Divas sh!t.
They def need to do a segment on Raw where Cena gets the upperhand and pisses Brock off which causes Brock to interrupt every match on Raw and F5 someone until Cena comes back out.... otherwise, he's just collecting a check.... Heyman does all the work for him but that's actually a plus. Heyman gets Brock over better than Brock does when he talks himself.... plus by him never speaking, when he finally snatches the mic it does add to the segment (like he did in the leadup to the Taker match).
GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
What's shes looking like these days?I was thinking about this tonight. Brock's got a pretty sweet gig.
- fukk Sable.
- Get a phone call.
- Fly out to arena and walk to the ring.
- Stand next to Paul Heyman as he cuts promo or have a match
- Go backstage and collect a check.
- Fly home and fukk Sable.
- Go hunting.
- Come back in and fukk Sable.
- fukk Sable and wait for another phone call.
Rinse and repeat.
Cant imagine shes holding up very well.
She's White and in her 40s? She's gonna need a miracle to look top notch....
Rayzah
I'm Everywhere you ain't never there
It's funny y'all say this, but in the 80's hogan was NEVER on tv more than twice a year.. It worked fine for him 
then if he was there people would say he is stealing time from full time talent... He doesn't need to be there, he is at that level
then if he was there people would say he is stealing time from full time talent... He doesn't need to be there, he is at that level
I was thinking about this tonight. Brock's got a pretty sweet gig.
- fukk Sable.
- Get a phone call.
- Fly out to arena and walk to the ring.
- Stand next to Paul Heyman as he cuts promo or have a match
- Go backstage and collect a check.
- Fly home and fukk Sable.
- Go hunting.
- Come back in and fukk Sable.
- fukk Sable and wait for another phone call.
Rinse and repeat.
Isn't Sable almost 50 now?
MoneyBags
Dapper Don Don Boss of Bosses Chief of Chiefs
It's funny y'all say this, but in the 80's hogan was NEVER on tv more than twice a year.. It worked fine for him
the good ol' days when there were only 4 PPVs a year and you had actual months of build up. you right, Hogan was on Superstars like 2 times in all my youth.
It's not Lesnars fault it's the company's for notaking new stars and pushing guys to wwe title reigns and touting them as superstars when they are bums like Miz and Sheamus
Instead of more talented individuals
Example the got RVD back, still top 3 most over on the roster,and he's treated like an absolute jobber
Instead of more talented individuals
Example the got RVD back, still top 3 most over on the roster,and he's treated like an absolute jobber
Hogan was on superstars and wrestling challenge a lot in taped interviews and live interviewsIt's funny y'all say this, but in the 80's hogan was NEVER on tv more than twice a year.. It worked fine for him
Not to mention Hogan also toured doing double shots:Hulk Hogan You FD Up:
Don't compare Lesnar to Hogan
There's a clear difference between pre second bout of diverticulitis Brock and post.
That second bout with being sick messed his confidence up bad, he's always been kind of a strange cat but he had that alpha male thing to shield him, that was more or less gone after he got sick again. Heyman wasn't exaggerating when he said that dude doesn't use cellphones and has to drive to get to his landlines on his ranches. .. He's a REALLY socially awkward dude when he's speaking in front of large groups of folks he doesn't know these days because he's rarely around gatherings of strangers .. hence why he came just shy of begging the company to bring back Heyman to talk for him.
He's very aware he's still an attraction but not a "wise cracking rassler" anymore