As much as we all hate simps, don't lie, if you won that powerball you'd be a super simp.

Ezekiel 25:17

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imagine having hundreds of millions of dollars and still caring about words like simping...

I will be contributing to the monthly adp employment numbers... im puttin bad hoes on W2s and 1099s with roles and titles that match their skillset.. Executive Naked Blunt Roller, SVP of the Baddest bytches, Head of Lingerie Chefs, Lead I-don't-have-any-real-skills-but-I-have-a-wagon, Chief Ejaculate Officer etc.

I'm IRS trickin..


What about butt naked maids, butt naked cooks, and butt naked yoga instructor?:mjgrin:
 

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lol the wrong woman will have the goons at the backdoor and you'll be tied up shortly
Must be crazy
I'll be 100x times more picky
 
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