As The Coli Turns Episode #318

[charmander]

no


its ok man. the internet aint serious bizness

what happened to all that tough talk adrian? had to sober up from a night of getting drunk by yourself and tweeting about it? the nerve of this fukkin clown runnin into this thread to defend the good name of a filthy loser bytch that shyts on herself, tryna get brownie points with a bytch with brown spots in her draws

fukk outta here you limpwristed gay ass geek nikka, stick to tweeting 1400 times a day about havin a little dikk and getting ignored by women

Of all people to put a nikka on the Summer Jam screen, fukking @HideoKojima ? @charmander takes that L off general principle

what the hell are you talking about...

edit: oh i see now, you thought binary's twitter boyfriend saying "oh you make fun of someone so you really like them" like a fukking 5 year old was actually legit

 

[HideoKojima]

what happened to all that tough talk adrian? had to sober up from a night of getting drunk by yourself and tweeting about it? the nerve of this fukkin clown runnin into this thread to defend the good name of a filthy loser bytch that shyts on herself, tryna get brownie points with a bytch with brown spots in her draws

fukk outta here you limpwristed gay ass geek nikka, stick to tweeting 1400 times a day about havin a little dikk and getting ignored by women



what the hell are you talking about...

edit: oh i see now, you thought binary's twitter boyfriend saying "oh you make fun of someone so you really like them" like a fukking 5 year old was actually legit

>implying the thotties weren't in the vicinity
you sure do read my tweets for a person who doesn't follow me. Why are you stalking me, fam?

 

[charmander]

>implying the thotties weren't in the vicinity
you sure do read my tweets for a person who doesn't follow me. Why are you stalking me, fam?

isn't the whole point of tweeting 70k times about being a depressed lonely geek to have people notice your tweets? aren't all your followers "stalkers"...or are they only stalkers when they hurt your feelings

don't start copping pleas now...let's talk about how you spent months making Binary and your other twitter friends on The Sims so you could actually feel like you have a life

as for "thotties"...you're implying a self-proclaimed awkward nerd with a whiteboy combover afro and an extensive anime poster collection is hanging around "thotties"....let me guess, you was arguing with me about binary and drunk tweeting while partying with bytches last night stop it, you was sippin seagrams peach coolers by yourself until you had enough courage to stand up for your e-wifey

 

[Dank Hill]

I'm going to need cliffs of this thread. I saw some shyt, shyt disappeared, i missed some shyt, what else?

 

[-G$-]

isn't the whole point of tweeting 70k times about being a depressed lonely geek to have people notice your tweets? aren't all your followers "stalkers"...or are they only stalkers when they hurt your feelings

don't start copping pleas now...let's talk about how you spent months making Binary and your other twitter friends on The Sims so you could actually feel like you have a life

as for "thotties"...you're implying a self-proclaimed awkward nerd with a whiteboy combover afro and an extensive anime poster collection is hanging around "thotties"....let me guess, you was arguing with me about binary and drunk tweeting while partying with bytches last night stop it, you was sippin seagrams peach coolers by yourself until you had enough courage to stand up for your e-wifey

 

[61 Corpses]

I'm going to need cliffs of this thread. I saw some shyt, shyt disappeared, i missed some shyt, what else?

wheres the breh @Gonzo at fam?

 

[Dank Hill]

wheres the breh @Gonzo at fam?

What you talking about?

 

[Broad Street Bully]

isn't the whole point of tweeting 70k times about being a depressed lonely geek to have people notice your tweets? aren't all your followers "stalkers"...or are they only stalkers when they hurt your feelings

don't start copping pleas now...let's talk about how you spent months making Binary and your other twitter friends on The Sims so you could actually feel like you have a life

as for "thotties"...you're implying a self-proclaimed awkward nerd with a whiteboy combover afro and an extensive anime poster collection is hanging around "thotties"....let me guess, you was arguing with me about binary and drunk tweeting while partying with bytches last night stop it, you was sippin seagrams peach coolers by yourself until you had enough courage to stand up for your e-wifey

 

[HideoKojima]

isn't the whole point of tweeting 70k times about being a depressed lonely geek to have people notice your tweets? aren't all your followers "stalkers"...or are they only stalkers when they hurt your feelings

don't start copping pleas now...let's talk about how you spent months making Binary and your other twitter friends on The Sims so you could actually feel like you have a life

as for "thotties"...you're implying a self-proclaimed awkward nerd with a whiteboy combover afro and an extensive anime poster collection is hanging around "thotties"....let me guess, you was arguing with me about binary and drunk tweeting while partying with bytches last night stop it, you was sippin seagrams peach coolers by yourself until you had enough courage to stand up for your e-wifey

I was in my living room, listening to that fire ass The Internet album with friends while sipping on some everclear spiked Hawaiian punch. never said I was at a party. last night was chill

but you don't follow me so the hell are you talking about. . So you're admitting to stalking my tweets? ive never played the sims so i dont know what you talm bout. yes, I do sport a white boy comb over tho

 

[charmander]

let's look at a couple of jewels from this swagged up nikka @HideoKojima getting bytches left and right



oh is that why they call you a c00n?


or is it



you ashamed of something? let's have a chat




you don't even consider yourself a man and wonder why women don't either




if Hopsin is a cornball brother, i wonder what that would make you



i'm sure white people "get you" though...straightening your hair and talking and acting like a cac all your life, surely you know the secrets to white people...care to fill us in?


@MAKAVELI25 this is what you would call the summer jam screen breh

 

[sanityovar8ted]

well dayum

 

[charmander]

I was in my living room, listening to that fire ass The Internet album with friends while sipping on some everclear spiked Hawaiian punch. never said I was at a party. last night was chill

but you don't follow me so the hell are you talking about. . So you're admitting to stalking my tweets? ive never played the sims so i dont know what you talm bout. yes, I do sport a white boy comb over tho

you even drink like a whiteboy



or is it that peer pressure gettin to you? you easily influenced by the cacs that you around? did they peer pressure you into straightening your hair too?

 

[HideoKojima]

let's look at a couple of jewels from this swagged up nikka @HideoKojima getting bytches left and right



oh is that why they call you a c00n?


or is it



you ashamed of something? let's have a chat




you don't even consider yourself a man and wonder why women don't either




if Hopsin is a cornball brother, i wonder what that would make you



i'm sure white people "get you" though...straightening your hair and talking and acting like a cac all your life, surely you know the secrets to white people...care to fill us in?


@MAKAVELI25 this is what you would call the summer jam screen breh

Tweets lose context. If you don't add the whole conversation. I was tweeting a few black women about white people touching black hair.

the straightening tweet was about my philipina friend begging me to let her straighten my hair, I let her

last tweet was in response to a tweet I RT'd where a woman made an article called "A guide to black hair for white women".



I just went through like 200 tweets to find those tweets.... why are you stalking me that far back to nitpick over 140s?

 

[Broad Street Bully]

let's look at a couple of jewels from this swagged up nikka @HideoKojima getting bytches left and right



oh is that why they call you a c00n?


or is it



you ashamed of something? let's have a chat




you don't even consider yourself a man and wonder why women don't either




if Hopsin is a cornball brother, i wonder what that would make you



i'm sure white people "get you" though...straightening your hair and talking and acting like a cac all your life, surely you know the secrets to white people...care to fill us in?


@MAKAVELI25 this is what you would call the summer jam screen breh

might be time for breh to throw in the towel.

THROW THE DAMN TOWEL!

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

What the fukk did this turn in to? As the Coli turns, indeed