As The Coli Turns Episode #318

[charmander]

Tweets lose context. If you don't add the whole conversation. I was tweeting a few black women about white people touching black hair.

the straightening tweet was about my philipina friend begging me to let her straighten my hair, I let her

last tweet was in response to a tweet I RT'd where a woman made an article called "A guide to black hair for white women".



I just went through like 200 tweets to find those tweets.... why are you stalking me that far back to nitpick over 140s?

i went back a day in your timeline...i think that says more about your twitter addiction than anything



but it's okay, Timmy and Joseph understand you...they even let you drink their everclear they get you man

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Holy shyt these last two pages

 

[HideoKojima]

i went back a day in your timeline...i think that says more about your twitter addiction than anything



but it's okay, Timmy and Joseph understand you...they even let you drink their everclear they get you man

I've written 69.9 thousand 140 character tweets since December 2009. that's five years. how is tweeting an addiction? 13 thousand posts on a messageboard tho


this tweet would've supplemented that last tweet with proper context, friend.

 

[charmander]

I've written 69.9 thousand 140 character tweets since December 2009. that's five years. how is tweeting an addiction? 13 thousand posts on a messageboard tho


this tweet would've supplemented that last tweet with proper context, friend.

70k tweets over 4 and a half years = roughly 42 tweets a day

13k posts over 2 years = roughly 17 posts a day...it would take me years to even have half the amount of posts that you have tweets

not to mention you post thousands of times on this forum and dozens more...who are you tryna fool adrian?



oh snap indeed

why don't you sit your emo oreo clown ass down somewhere and wait for the next binary thread, because this is just gonna get worse for you young man

 

[Just like bruddas]

let's look at a couple of jewels from this swagged up nikka @HideoKojima getting bytches left and right



oh is that why they call you a c00n?


or is it



you ashamed of something? let's have a chat




you don't even consider yourself a man and wonder why women don't either




if Hopsin is a cornball brother, i wonder what that would make you



i'm sure white people "get you" though...straightening your hair and talking and acting like a cac all your life, surely you know the secrets to white people...care to fill us in?


@MAKAVELI25 this is what you would call the summer jam screen breh

we out here letting cacs touch our hair like we're pets

 

[-G$-]

70k tweets over 4 and a half years = roughly 42 tweets a day

13k posts over 2 years = roughly 17 posts a day...it would take me years to even have half the amount of posts that you have tweets

not to mention you post thousands of times on this forum and dozens more...who are you tryna fool adrian?



oh snap indeed

why don't you sit your emo oreo clown ass down somewhere and wait for the next binary thread, because this is just gonna get worse for you young man

 

[charmander]

we out here letting cacs touch our hair like we're pets

this dude wants to be a whiteboy so bad it's disgusting...as i'm going through the mountains of garbage nerd tweets he posts constantly, i'm noticing he never actually calls himself black...just "Dominican"



aint no sista tryna deal with some cornball cacc00n who straightens his shytty afro to fit in with white friends while they headbang to heavy metal in his mom's house

 

[HideoKojima]

70k tweets over 4 and a half years = roughly 42 tweets a day

13k posts over 2 years = roughly 17 posts a day...it would take me years to even have half the amount of posts that you have tweets

not to mention you post thousands of times on this forum and dozens more...who are you tryna fool adrian?



oh snap indeed

why don't you sit your emo oreo clown ass down somewhere and wait for the next binary thread, because this is just gonna get worse for you young man

its 140 characters though...Do you not understand how small that is? I don't post on any other forum besides the coli so where are you getting these dozens from?

Death Grips and Nine Inch Nails are dope, fallback homie. I don't mind it getting worst. you're just posting tweets. I know what I said. You can follow me if you want instead of scrolling past hundreds of tweets for reaches.

this dude wants to be a whiteboy so bad it's disgusting...as i'm going through the mountains of garbage nerd tweets he posts constantly, i'm noticing he never actually calls himself black...just "Dominican"



aint no sista tryna deal with some cornball cacc00n who straightens his shytty afro to fit in with white friends while they headbang to heavy metal in his mom's house

I am black though...

 

[KOOL-AID]

@TooLazyToMakeUp1 @MrFettuccinePockets yall can step into my office(pm me)

 

[Azul]

@charmander dear...these nikkas in here may lie to you, but you know I never will because you're swell and awesome and I love you really and truly. This "battle" is boring as hell.

Who the hell are the "Death Grips" though?

 

[charmander]

its 140 characters though...Do you not understand how small that is? I don't post on any other forum besides the coli so where are you getting these dozens from?

Death Grips and Nine Inch Nails are dope, fallback homie. I don't mind it getting worst. you're just posting tweets. I know what I said. You can follow me if you want instead of scrolling past hundreds of tweets for reaches.

how many times are you gonna subtly beg me to follow you on twitter? is being known as a twitter personality that important to you?

seein as how you gonna have 100k tweets before the end of summer, don't answer that



oh.... oh god the irony




so you love your hair and you're so proud of it that you comb it over like some Dr. Wily/Albert Einstein lookin cac, then get it straightened because your white friends hit you with that "peer pressure" you're not really black to them, you're better

 

[Boogie]

@HideoKojima explain yourself nikka :50dahell:

 

[charmander]

@charmander dear...these nikkas in here may lie to you, but you know I never will because you're swell and awesome and I love you really and truly. This "battle" is boring as hell.

Who the hell are the "Death Grips" though?

i agree beloved, but this delusional whitewashed fakkit thinks he's actually doing something in here besides embarrassing himself

besides it's rainy and shyt here and i aint got shyt else to do for a couple hours

 

[New Username]

 

[Azul]

i agree beloved, but this delusional whitewashed fakkit thinks he's actually doing something in here besides embarrassing himself

besides it's rainy and shyt here and i aint got shyt else to do for a couple hours