Ashton Kutcher - "he (Drake) jumped in his buddy’s lap and he’s like literally fetal-ed up."

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

Every time ya'll try to advance the narrative that Drake is a soft lame, you end up playing yourself.

For almost a decade now, the boy has been running the game ya'll spend most of your days talking about. Your favorite rapper ain't shyt next to him. "Never the flow though, they know I run THAT!..."


And for the record, I find these kind of stories endearing. And I'm sure most people in the game are kinda resentful of the fact that Drake is a successful just being himself instead of some fake ass thug.

These's a 99.9% chance your favorite rapper ain't about the life he claims.

:futureumad:

 

[Mr.Logic]

lmao a purple belt in anything would get beat up in the streets if they aren't naturally tough.

Dude, a purple belt in jujitsu is MORE likely to put the average joe to sleep...Gracie Jujitsu is LEGIT...They just don't give out belts for fun...

Somebody on this forum posted a Youtube video of some White dudes going to Black neighborhoods to fight...The black dude blew his wad throwing punches, even knocked down the White jujitsu guy, but they ended up in tangle on the ground, the average "rah rah I am so tough because I am a hood nikka" went to sleep...

His buddies had to jump the White Guy to save him...That's is what most likely will happen when a mid-level jujitsu guy fights the average guy of any race...

If the jujitsu guy is not afraid to fight/defend himself, the average joe is going to SLEEP...Unless he gets a lucky 1 punch KO...

 

[big bun]

Never the flow tho

 

[Master Teacher]

Dude, a purple belt in jujitsu is MORE likely to put the average joe to sleep...Gracie Jujitsu is LEGIT...They just don't give out belts for fun...

Somebody on this forum posted a Youtube video of some White dudes going to Black neighborhoods to fight...The black dude blew his wad throwing punches, even knocked down the White jujitsu guy, but they ended up in tangle on the ground, the average "rah rah I am so tough because I am a hood nikka" went to sleep...

His buddies had to jump the White Guy to save him...That's is what most likely will happen when a mid-level jujitsu guy fights the average guy of any race...

If the jujitsu guy is not afraid to fight/defend himself, the average joe is going to SLEEP...Unless he gets a lucky 1 punch KO...

Purple belt isn't mid level, if you don't have a blackbelt in a martial art you don't know how to use it.

One video doesn't prove what can happen in a million different scenarios.

Also in the video you are talking about ONE GUY IN THE HOODIE BEAT UP EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM, he body slammed like they were children and ran over and took out the other three he didn't even need help from the rest of them.

 

[InDePickWest]

Hate how Black men gotta act hard all the Time. Drake is being himself which is the most manliest thing a man can do.

Leave Papi alone

Buncha males hating on him

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

Hate how Black men gotta act hard all the Time. Drake is being himself which is the most manliest thing a man can do.

Leave Papi alone

Buncha males hating on him

 

[J-Fire]

drake did do the punked when they put him in a legal situation tho.... and they got drake w/ kutchers typical scare brothas with the cops.

kutchers never switched up his game with blacks...even punked T.I. with the cops when he had legal trouble! classless!

 

[Dank Hill]

funny ass thread
5/5
wood reed again

 

[Chip Skylark]

[/QUOTE]


WTF is this shyt

 

[A1aaa]

While the segment in which they convince Drake he’s going through an earthquake did air, Kutcher said they had to cut his favorite reaction.

“He was in the car and we started rattling the car and the whole garage, and he jumped in his buddy’s lap and he’s like literally fetal-ed up. Canadian fetal-ed up into his buddy’s lap. And I was like, ‘Yo, Drake just fetal-ed up,’ and then we had to cut that out.”

*cue a million “Drake the type…” jokes*

Ashton Kutcher Talked About Pranking Drake And A 50 Cent ‘Punk’d’ Segment That Didn’t Air

have your country's manhood ethered by ASHTON KUTCHER, brehs. breh said it casually like it's something y'all do off the rip up there.


ya canadians are our sons, point blank

 

[tuckgod]

WTF is this shyt

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Be sick of Drake but make Drake threads every day, brehs

 

[Yaboysix]

"You gone fukk around and Make him catch a body like that".

 

[FRIED MASON]

Never the flow tho

His flow is trash and basic.

 

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