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This thread might flop or whatever but im halfway on a bottle of whiskey and probably wont stop till 6 in the morning so if u wanna ask a piece of shyt like me anything, feel free, i will answer anything honestly
 

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What's the most you've ever drank in a 24 hour period?
I almost drank a gallon :ehh:
a gallon of what though?
most i probably ever drank was when i went on a camping trip with my cousin's father in law. i get there and i drank a gallon of "hippy juice" then i draannk half a handle of captain morgan, two shots of sambuca, and then about 6 bud lights? maybe more. By the end of the night I thought I was in some cac town in nebraska. I remember looking around like "how the fukk am i gonna get home :dwillhuh:" not realizing my tent was probably ten feet away. Luckily one of my cousins saw me staggering around boozed up and he walked me to my tent and i slept on the floor, i said fukk a sleeping bag
 

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a gallon of what though?
most i probably ever drank was when i went on a camping trip with my cousin's father in law. i get there and i drank a gallon of "hippy juice" then i draannk half a handle of captain morgan, two shots of sambuca, and then about 6 bud lights? maybe more. By the end of the night I thought I was in some cac town in nebraska. I remember looking around like "how the fukk am i gonna get home :dwillhuh:" not realize my tent was probably ten feet away. Luckily one of my cousins saw me staggering around boozed up and he walked me to my tent and i slept on the floor, i said fukk a sleeping bag
A gallon of svedka vodka.


:mjlol: I know that feeling. Drink to much and get hot as fukk, don't even need to sleep under anything.
 

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a gallon of what though?
most i probably ever drank was when i went on a camping trip with my cousin's father in law. i get there and i drank a gallon of "hippy juice" then i draannk half a handle of captain morgan, two shots of sambuca, and then about 6 bud lights? maybe more. By the end of the night I thought I was in some cac town in nebraska. I remember looking around like "how the fukk am i gonna get home :dwillhuh:" not realizing my tent was probably ten feet away. Luckily one of my cousins saw me staggering around boozed up and he walked me to my tent and i slept on the floor, i said fukk a sleeping bag


how long and how many edits did it take for your drunk ass to type this response?
 

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A gallon of svedka vodka.


:mjlol: I know that feeling. Drink to much and get hot as fukk, don't even need to sleep under anything.
aw man svedka used to be my shyt. never drank a gallon of it though but i have killed a whole bottle by myself. vodka gets me drunk but never really blackout drunk. i just feel saucy and want to fukk a broad. my older brother though, this a$$hole takes a couple shots of vodka and hes ready to rob and beat random people up :snoop:
 

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how long and how many edits did it take for your drunk ass to type this response?
i made maybe two edits but i dont think it took that long. im still in the borderline drunk stage right now. im pretty tipsy bout to reach drunk
 

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what is ur gov't name

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i made maybe two edits but i dont think it took that long. im still in the borderline drunk stage right now. im pretty tipsy bout to reach drunk

dont do it man. That hang over tomorrow is gonna be a killer :to:


Think about your kidneys breh :to:
 

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dont do it man. That hang over tomorrow is gonna be a killer :to:


Think about your kidneys breh :to:
aw dude, i wake up hungover every morning. i drink everyday. im fully aware im an alcoholic but your concern touches my heart :to:
 

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will you convert to Islam?
Naw im pretty set on my catholic religion. i know we got some pieces of shyt priests that touch on little boys and shyt but God will sort em out when they hit that pearly gate. im happy with my catholic faith though
 
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