Ask a drunk flea anything thread
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lol idk if i wanna reveal that much info but ive stated before that my first name is Claude. Yeah i know, lame as fukk but it wasnt my idea. my mom heard it in some foreign italian soap opera and thought it was cutewhat is ur gov't name
my sober self would think of something witty and funny to say but my drunk self would say yeah thats gay as fukk
lol idk if i wanna reveal that much info but ive stated before that my first name is Claude. Yeah i know, lame as fukk but it wasnt my idea. my mom heard it in some foreign italian soap opera and thought it was cute
hi claude
fair enough, get back to me on that one later int he day
fukking claude smh. never understood that shyt. thats not even a hispanic name. i sound like some french soccer playing homo. i remember when dipset was big and duke da god had put out a dipset cmpilation album and all my boys started calling me "claude da god" i thought that was pretty cool thohi claude
Why you be drink so much flea
drink of choice?
i started drinking at a really young age. my old man was a dope boy and my mom was a hippie so they believed in that whole "free spirit" shyt. for my 14th birthday my old man got me a bottle of johnny walker and that was the first time i got like blackout vomitting drunk and then i became friends with the owner of the liquor store by my house so he would sell me booze all the time no problem underaged. i was the kid in high school people would always go to if they needed liquor. i mean my mom still has a drinking problem and my old man he's always been more like a homie than an actual parent so for years drinking alcohol was like nothing to me or them. Then u know shyt happens in life, like i remember when my best homie got blasted i really started getting into drinking. But u know long story short, i just like drinking. it eases my mind, relieves stress. I think i just have better tolerance than most cause i been doing this drinking shyt for years. Most people who make these "im drunk threads" u see them post corny shyt like "I''''m so fanckming drink ri now!! blaaa" but a real drinker knows how to keep his cool and shyt. i dont even know if i answered ur question but yea
it varies but my go to is always seagram's 7 whiskey. Its a fairy cheap whiskey but i like the taste. I actually got into it when i started listenin to heavy metal and i read somewhere that the lead guitarist of pantera used to love seagrams 7 so i bought it one day and i liked it. Thats usually my go to but i'll drink pretty much anything. for a while i was into E&J, then i got into Jim Bean, i used to drink grey goose alot. fukkin Brugal, this dominican rum i also like. I like Dimple Pinch too. Jager also. But lets say I can only have one for the rest of my life, i would probably go with crown royal. it tastes great, its high quality, hangover isnt too bad. I just dont drink it alot cause its pretty expensive.
are the six year olds packing weapons? if not then i think i can kill about as many as i can until i get tired. Pretty sure i can kill over 100 without much effort. I know a few people here think im soft and all that shyt cause of how i look but i was an athlete most my life. Im positive alot of the cats who try to clown me, i would beat the shyt out of. i know what its like to get stomped out by a group of people, but i also know what if feels like to have to get tetanus shots and bandaged up cause i ripped the skin on my knuckles apart from knocking someone's teeth out. in short, i'd beat the shyt out of a group of 6 year olds.