Ask a fat dude anything (Picture update)

[Kid McNamara]

I'm incredibly fat, ask me anything. No bullshyt.

 

[Makavalli]

Can u see your nuts when u look down?

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

Clean eating plus jeffit app equals weight loss breh!!

 

[Larry Lobster]

Is this your daughter?

 

[Mowgli]

I'm incredibly fat, ask me anything. No bullshyt.

When are you going to start taking jujitsu so you can be the opposite of gross to the ladies. ur procreation potential is trash right now

 

[The Burger King]

Have you found your penis yet?

 

[TRFG]

Is this your daughter?

She was so excited too

 

[ba'al]

How many fat rolls are on the back of yo neck? Jk Jk

But for real......As a fat dude how do you approach women?

 

[Kid McNamara]

Can u see your nuts when u look down?

Ha, no. I see gut, that's about it. To shave them joints, need that strong mirror game...gotta strike at multiple angles like Julian Jackson in his prime.

When are you going to start taking jujitsu so you can be the opposite of gross to the ladies. ur procreation potential is trash right now

Taking it right now. No-Gi as I'm losing weight rapidly and don't want to grab a Gi yet. Also on that Muay Thai and weights 5 days a week.

Have you found your penis yet?

This one of the biggest struggles. People often think fat dudes get no play, which can be true, but the real issue is all of the body dysmorphia. Gets to a point where I didn't want to deal with all of the nonsense. So when chicks be on the hook, the equipment issue makes me overly self-aware. Not fun.

 

[blockburna420]

As a fat nikka , what would you recommend to a nikka with the munchies?

 

[YvrzTrvly]

What's ur belly shmegma game smell like?

 

[Primetime21]

how much you pushing right now?

 

[concise]

I coulda sworn you made this thread about a year ago?

How much weight have you lost since then?

 

[Kid McNamara]

How many fat rolls are on the back of yo neck? Jk Jk

But for real......As a fat dude how do you approach women?

Man, I'm 6'8", the rolls are minimal for me (face rolls, body rolls are plentiful). Honestly, my face, especially when I cut, looks like it belongs to a much thinner man.

Women:
I'm only discussing women I find to be desirable.

Outside of being fat, I'm not a bad looking dude at all. What I tend to do as a fat dude is stick around in the cut and get women interested in me on some, "he's smart, funny, etc." Then again, I've had quite a few show interest off the break so who knows.

The real issues are confidence, self-esteem, body dysmorphia, etc. My internal issues kill the vibe more often than not man. I don't follow through, I don't want to get into sexual situations, I self-sabotage and so on.

But wait, it gets realer. A lot of people just end up asking if I'm gay. I've gotten it from dudes, girls, kids, whatever. Ironically, a lot of people think I should be doing a lot better with women. Internal demons are a mofo.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

No question---just wanted to tell you I already hate you and can tell that you make reckless and indulgent decisions...worthless to do business with too.

Step your game up, OP....I'll pray for you