Ask a fat dude anything (Picture update)

[CarbonBraddock]

whats it like being sexually attracted to cupcakes?
edit: thought this was a joke thread. disregard original message

 

[Kid McNamara]

breh, trust me, dangling women in front of brehs as a motivator does not work
people get angry rather than happy
like "ooh I wasn't good enough for you before?!" and they get really cynical and jaded

Also, it's a temporary solution. I don't knock any type of motivation, but with women, I'll see a lot of things I like one day and be super motivated. Two days later I'm thinking about money or travel, or surfing, or whatever so I'm motivated by something else.

The only thing that works for me is realizing I need/want to change and implementing solid habits.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Also, it's a temporary solution. I don't knock any type of motivation, but with women, I'll see a lot of things I like one day and be super motivated. Two days later I'm thinking about money or travel, or surfing, or whatever so I'm motivated by something else.

The only thing that works for me is realizing I need/want to change and implementing solid habits.

On some real shyt breh. I salute you on your efforts to lose weight. Hit up the gym section of this site, I'm sure the brehs will help you out and give you info and motivation

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

You should be offensive lineman breh
Eating of that NFL money

I wish I was 6'8 250

I hate being 6'4 198

 

[wet landscapes]

Also, it's a temporary solution. I don't knock any type of motivation, but with women, I'll see a lot of things I like one day and be super motivated. Two days later I'm thinking about money or travel, or surfing, or whatever so I'm motivated by something else.

The only thing that works for me is realizing I need/want to change and implementing solid habits.

I feel you on that breh
your body itself can be a motivator as well
you've made it this far without succumbing to a lifestyle disease, like a stroke or a heart attack, so it's time to pay your body back with some hard work and TLC in the form of healthy food and well researched exercise
like, making it a priority for your organs and insulin and shyt to be healthy and well functioning with breathing room (extra fat squishes them) will be the best motivator you will get since you're gonna have those for a long time

 

[Buggsy Mogues]

Also, it's a temporary solution. I don't knock any type of motivation, but with women, I'll see a lot of things I like one day and be super motivated. Two days later I'm thinking about money or travel, or surfing, or whatever so I'm motivated by something else.

The only thing that works for me is realizing I need/want to change and implementing solid habits.

What do you smell like? Like, I'm imagining you sweat a lot and shyt, especially when you are walking around.

 

[The ADD]

In for the eventual triumph

 

[Mac Brown]

how tall are you.

and I hope you can lose weight gradually, because that gradual weight loss is longer lasting.

 

[Kid McNamara]

You should be offensive lineman breh
Eating of that NFL money

I wish I was 6'8 250

I hate being 6'4 198

Eh, you have to get started pretty early in that game. I was never into sports like that and no one pushed me so . Besides, a million-to-one shot still.

What do you smell like? Like, I'm imagining you sweat a lot and shyt, especially when you are walking around.

Eh, I used to be more of a home body. Now that I'm out and about I keep it pretty clean. I've slipped from time to time, but it is usually because I skip taking a shower or brushing teeth or w/e.

You basically get no wiggle room with hygiene...it must be taken care of.

how tall are you.

and I hope you can lose weight gradually, because that gradual weight loss is longer lasting.

6'8" and cheers.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

Absolutely correct. Man, seriously, I've learned a lot about myself and I'm realizing that I am quite reckless and self-indulgent. Breaking these habits are honestly like breaking any other addiction, just a bunch of internal demons that have to be faced.

I wouldn't trust me either, in the last year: broken leases, quit a high-paying job without notice, moved across the country (DC), left a high-paying job and a great academic environment there, moved again (ATL), left again, left someone extremely important to me without even saying goodbye, ignored said person when they reached out to me, treated people who loved me like shyt, and so on.

Whenever fat people act like helpless victims I call bullshyt. Yes there are stigmas to this here, but a lot of issues come from being narcissistic, entitled, pricks who can't get their shyt together.

I'm honest.

Well...i take back what i said then

 

[Beng Beng]

Good luck bro stay positive

 

[Arianne Martell]

how do you have sex? is there a strategy?

I have a friend who may be messing with someone exactly like your description...

 

[Kid McNamara]

u could be a beast

That's the plan

how do you have sex? is there a strategy?

I have a friend who may be messing with someone exactly like your description...

How much detail are you looking for here girl?

 

[Dev2103]

top snacks for 2015

 

[Arianne Martell]

That's the plan



How much detail are you looking for here girl?

all of it...do you get tired? do you keep your clothes on? do you satisfy the women? lenght + girth ratios? how do you manage your stroke game? top positions? etc.