Lies.
(Take your not thinking about white privilege/admitted unawareness of white privilege, and cross it with your lifeguard answer. If you won't be honest with us, be honest with yourself. Except y'all usually are, when you're alone.)
You've been here how long. Must be nice to be a tourist.
I wasn't going to have any questions for you, but fukk it: Treat us like you would if you were alone. What do you hope to gain from a thread like this?
Any answer involving 'just giving my opinion as an average white man' doesn't count, unless you're willing to dig deeper into why you're on that tourist needing to be felt up by the natives tip.