Ask an awkward black girl anything

[awkwardblackgirl]

When was the last time a tongue was in your butt?

2009 Haven't been with a freak since

 

[ryshy]

If u were rly a awkward black girl ud b a virgin

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Pic is lookin fine . Did you draw your own avi? It looks very much like you.

What's the most awkward thing you've ever done in public/socia lgathering and how did you bounce back?

What's the most awkward thing that happened involving you in the bedroom?, something that had dude goin ?

Also,

No, I stole it from the awkward black girl webseries.

The most awkward thing I've ever done in public hmm.....I was at this lounge like a month or so ago, and I was dancing kompa with this haitian guy...the dress I was wearing for some reason would like slide up while I was wining, so me and him were dancin on eachother and what not and I look down and my dress was like ALL the way up I was wearing pantyhose so I guess I didn't feel the breeze you feel when your clothes aren't on right. Anyways, I just pulled my dress down, looked around, and kept on dancing I think a couple girls were lookin at me like I was crazy but I just shrugged and kept it moving.

The most awkward thing in the bedroom lol...hmmm....this guy I was dating, like right when we started having sex, my period started. Like literally. I had went to the bathroom before and I mean, nothing was going on, then we started doin it and when he was done he started freaking out like why didn't you tell me I was like sorry bro I was good 10 minutes go. The rest of the weekend went to shyt and our relationship went downhill from there. Other then that, I'm pretty finesse in the sheets, no farting or falling or failed acrobatics so far *knock on wood*

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Instead of using terms like "Awkwardblackgirl" and "Nerdland" to deviate from the negative perception of black women, why don't you just act the way you want without pre-submitting to white people by alerting them that you are s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶i̶o̶r different from all other black women

I stole the name from the webseries.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

If u were rly a awkward black girl ud b a virgin

Not necessarily. I'm awkward, not asexual.

 

[ScoopNScore]

No, I stole it from the awkward black girl webseries.

The most awkward thing I've ever done in public hmm.....I was at this lounge like a month or so ago, and I was dancing kompa with this haitian guy...the dress I was wearing for some reason would like slide up while I was wining, so me and him were dancin on eachother and what not and I look down and my dress was like ALL the way up I was wearing pantyhose so I guess I didn't feel the breeze you feel when your clothes aren't on right. Anyways, I just pulled my dress down, looked around, and kept on dancing I think a couple girls were lookin at me like I was crazy but I just shrugged and kept it moving.

The most awkward thing in the bedroom lol...hmmm....this guy I was dating, like right when we started having sex, my period started. Like literally. I had went to the bathroom before and I mean, nothing was going on, then we started doin it and when he was done he started freaking out like why didn't you tell me I was like sorry bro I was good 10 minutes go. The rest of the weekend went to shyt and our relationship went downhill from there. Other then that, I'm pretty finesse in the sheets, no farting or falling or failed acrobatics so far *knock on wood*

Pics of that first incident?

As for the second one, I've actually been on the receiving end of this and it was like my second time having sex. I looked down on the mess on my crotch like , but tried not to get too mad cuz her p*ssy was on point

Also, I see the link for the radio show on the sig now. Might peep it later, it better be entertaining

Spoiler

Nah I'm sure it will be fun

 

[All Women Are Queens]

Is your ass fat enough to see from the front?

 

[Dez]

Marry, fukk, Kill.....Pick a coli member for each

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Pics of that first incident?

As for the second one, I've actually been on the receiving end of this and it was like mey second time having sex. I looked down on the mess on my crotch like , but tried not to get too mad cuz her p*ssy was on point

Also, I see the link for the radio show on the sig now. Might peep it later, it better be entertaining

Spoiler

Nah I'm sure it will be fun

LOL no pics. But yea like I mentioned before, life is full of fukk ups, sometimes all you can do is laugh. But yea, that's the facebook fan page. The show airs every wednesday at 9 eastern time. Search 'bfr' on the live365 and click on boston free radio. The show is fun when people participate, we try to keep it lively and there's no censoring so we can say whatever the fukk we want Next week we're talking about how to be a good wingman/wingwoman.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Is your ass fat enough to see from the front?

No I don't think so, unfortunately.

 

[Serious]

haven't you made this thread before?

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Marry, fukk, Kill.....Pick a coli member for each

Marry - @patscorpio (even though he's taken) he's fine and Nigerian, perfect hubby material for me

fukk - @DreadHead P cause he's a freak

Kill - I'm not going to tag them lol but ChrisB and His Excellence Reincar or whatever...I've been annoyed with them since I started posting on this site

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

haven't you made this thread before?

No. I don't make threads like that. I know there's some awkwardblackgirl appreciation thread out there though.

 

[360crazy]

If u were rly a awkward black girl ud b a virgin

Not true. Ever heard of Juno?

 

[Busted_Toes]

You got a podcast? link?

edit: nvm, seen the sig.