Ask an Escort Anything

[Cat piss martini]

you ever have a client drop the deep freezer
off in you so good that you throw his money back
at him while shaking on the floor and trying not to fart?

 

[The Batman]

What if you had a rich "client" that wanted to poo on your face, but before you could say no he opened up a briefcase full of money, would you?

 

[TRILLWAVE]

See you dodged the question about no man ever having respect for you and or wanting to marry you

 

[Tom Foolery]

shyt like this makes me appreciate Danie84 and KIQ that much more. I'm having a hard time believing this chick wasn't molested , or suffering from histrionic personality disorder.

She does it for the money. What's so hard to understand.

 

[Rich Spirit]

have you fukked a celebrity or a rapper?

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch?

And if you don't smoke why the hell you reaching for my Dutch?

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[Hardest Since MC Ren]

shyt like this makes me appreciate Danie84 and KIQ that much more. I'm having a hard time believing this chick wasn't molested , or suffering from histrionic personality disorder.

dude just the fukk up

KIQ has two kids by two different baby daddies who want nothing to do with her

Attempted suicide like eleventy times..

yes u go appreciate that slore

 

[thoushallhustle]

what does your menu looks like? bbbj,msog,greek,.....................................bbfs?

I do alot. Just to name a few I do men/women/couples/bbbjtc/gfe/bls/period play/other fetish

What was your major in school?

I dropped out.

would u perform a blumpkin?

no

Since I want a laugh - what's the most fukked up story you've got relating to your line of work or whatever?

fukked up as in funny?? Hmm...one time I queefed really loud in the hotel lobby after I got through. I thought I got all the air out but I dropped my phone and bent down to pick it up and as I stood up I queefed super loud. Everyone in the lobby heard and the desk clerk turned super red. I just pretended I didnt do it and walked out quickly.

Do you have a boss or are you freelancing?

Tell us the most the most simpinest shyt a trick has done.

No Im independent. The biggest simp I had was this white man who becam obsessed with me and almost lost his job and family over me.

How would you describe your pimp?
Will you give us a camshow?
Are you bi?

I dont have a pimp.
no
and yes

do you eat ass?

yea

IN

is there anything u withhold from your clients that's especially saved for your man (or when u get a man)?

unprotected vaginal sex.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

My question is that if you don't see black clients, isn't that self-hating also? Now I'm gonna put it out there, I have been with escorts and prostitutes and I used to hate it when I see black women say "no blacks" in their ads. I didn't care about the white women because I wasn't looking for any of them. Did you let the actions of a few mess it up for everyone?

 

[Rufus Dufus]

What's the difference between a 4.0 and 4.6?

 

[JT-Money]

Do you have any female clients?

 

[ThumpDaddy]

you ever have a client drop the deep freezer
off in you so good that you throw his money back
at him while shaking on the floor and trying not to fart?

That was going to be my next question, not worded that way but that was my next question.

 

[Patriarch]

She does it for the money. What's so hard to understand.

Most people get a regular job when they need money.. People just dont up and decide to start slangin p*ssy , fukkboy.

 

[Token]

dude just the fukk up

KIQ has two kids by two different baby daddies who want nothing to do with her

Attempted suicide like eleventy times..

yes u go appreciate that slore

Wait. What?

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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