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[swimmingpools]

Now that's some deep shyt, I can see role-play but damn....... In a sick way I guess it's good because you served a purpose. I mean instead of those guys doing that to their real daughters they pay for you to provide that fantasy. Who knows how many kids you kept from getting raped. I know that's a crazy way to look at it but

Good perspective now that I think about it. Thats true.

 

[Rich Spirit]

 

[thoushallhustle]

I remember I fukked this pastor once. He was such an a$$hole. He had came into the club and he kept trying to finger all the dancers and he was really grabby. When I approached him the first thing he does is stick his hand out and I grab him and tell him no. He goes I like you you remind me of my daughter. So we talk and agree to trick and so i meet up with him at the hotel. I walk in the room and he has a bunch of lines on the table and you can tell hes geekin. I hated every minute of that session. He had the dirtiest mouth ever. And he kept saying Jesus during sex. He would be like ooh jesus this p*ssy so good you like this dikk amanda? and he fukked me in the ass which im pretty sure is a sin. Then after it was all said and done he starts crying talkin bout he needs to repent. Then he gets mad at me saying its my fault calling me a whore and a jezebel quoting bible verses and shyt. he literally pushed me out the door.

that was the day I learned that all money isnt worth it.

 

[ikbm]

@ that last story
on a scale of 1-10 how enjoyable is anal sex for you?

 

[ikbm]

not really. i've just never spoken to an escort before the human mind and logic is a fascinating thing.

 

[#1 pick]

lol

 

[Rich Spirit]

the last story

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

 

[jaguar paw]

What time is this thread being lifted to the rafters?

She will be the first HOF Coli poster

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

What time is this thread being lifted to the rafters?

She will be the first HOF Coli poster

That's what I'm saying, breh. You can't front on thou. She's gotta be top 10. I think the nikkas who hate her just mad cuz they wanna beat.

Any nikka that gets p*ssy should be able to sit back and just enjoy the entertainment of this classic fukkery.

 

[#1 pick]

not really. i've just never spoken to an escort before the human mind and logic is a fascinating thing.

I have, I was in politics. She was Brazilian, I kid you not I am still cool with her boss till this day but that was the only time I seen her. I was so green to that life at that time. NO, I never tricked, long story short, you meet ppl from all walks of life. It is what it is.

She looked something like this. They were up front as well. They didn't hide who they were, I still wonder why they were there.

 

[ThoushallhustlePastor]

I remember I fukked this pastor once. He was such an a$$hole. He had came into the club and he kept trying to finger all the dancers and he was really grabby. When I approached him the first thing he does is stick his hand out and I grab him and tell him no. He goes I like you you remind me of my daughter. So we talk and agree to trick and so i meet up with him at the hotel. I walk in the room and he has a bunch of lines on the table and you can tell hes geekin. I hated every minute of that session. He had the dirtiest mouth ever. And he kept saying Jesus during sex. He would be like ooh jesus this p*ssy so good you like this dikk amanda? and he fukked me in the ass which im pretty sure is a sin. Then after it was all said and done he starts crying talkin bout he needs to repent. Then he gets mad at me saying its my fault calling me a whore and a jezebel quoting bible verses and shyt. he literally pushed me out the door.

that was the day I learned that all money isnt worth it.

Come my child, I strucketh down the evil in thou heart that night when ye snorted the powder of angels off my staff of Moses... DO NOT BLASPHEME THE HOUSE OF GOD

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[II Showtime II]

Come my child, I strucketh down the evil in thou heart that night when ye snorted the powder of angels off my staff of Moses... DO NOT BLASPHEME THE HOUSE OF GOD

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Come my child, I strucketh down the evil in thou heart that night when ye snorted the powder of angels off my staff of Moses... DO NOT BLASPHEME THE HOUSE OF GOD

Only in the fukkin coli. Yall nikkas...