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[charmander]

so your friend's dad propositioned you, made sexual advances towards you, nutted in your mouth and paid you for it, on the ride home from junior high softball practice, behind the palettes of fertilizer outside of walmart, as a young teenager, and you weren't molested?

well golly shucks

 

[killacal]

so your friend's dad propositioned you, made sexual advances towards you, nutted in your mouth and paid you for it, on the ride home from junior high softball practice, behind the palettes of fertilizier outside of walmart, as a young teenager, and you weren't molested?

well golly shucks

But she wanted it

 

[Cat piss martini]

he trolled the shyt outta them euro cacs....

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

That's what I'm saying, breh. You can't front on thou. She's gotta be top 10. I think the nikkas who hate her just mad cuz they wanna beat.

Calm down breh.

 

[Lord Vile]

I need the video to this man

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

he trolled the shyt outta them euro cacs....

their mothers aint shyt

 

[jdashmaj]

Come my child, I strucketh down the evil in thou heart that night when ye snorted the powder of angels off my staff of Moses... DO NOT BLASPHEME THE HOUSE OF GOD

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Calm down breh.

Why else would you be mad at her? She's a whore. So what? Why does that bother you? I have no intentions on going anywhere near her vag so I couldn't care less how many dudes ran through it.

As a poster, she's got a gift. Every thread goes plat, breh.

 

[ThoushallhustlePastor]

REPENT CONNIVING DEVIL WENCH OR I SHALL BE FORCED BY THE GRACE OF GOD TO EXPOSE NUDES OF THE SESSION IN WHICH I BATTLED YOUR INFERNAL SOUL!!!!!!!!

 

[PewPew]

Yoooo this thread has me all types of speechless!

But some of y'all are ruining the thread. Who cares how she got to this point, I certainly don't. Let the bytch breath and keep the capes in the closets.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Why else would you be mad at her? She's a whore. So what? Why does that bother you? I have no intentions on going anywhere near her vag so I couldn't care less how many dudes ran through it.

As a poster, she's got a gift. Every thread goes plat, breh.

My nig, you're almost giddy like a school girl over there. She's providing entertainment but don't throw your boxers at her yet.

 

[thoushallhustle]

so your friend's dad propositioned you, made sexual advances towards you, nutted in your mouth and paid you for it, on the ride home from junior high softball practice, behind the palettes of fertilizer outside of walmart, as a young teenager, and you weren't molested?

well golly shucks

 

[thoushallhustle]

REPENT CONNIVING DEVIL WENCH OR I SHALL BE FORCED BY THE GRACE OF GOD TO EXPOSE NUDES OF THE SESSION IN WHICH I BATTLED YOUR INFERNAL SOUL!!!!!!!!

i find it funny how none of the mods are saying shyt to the people in here trolling but will ban me in a heartbeat

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

My nig, you're almost giddy like a school girl over there. She's providing entertainment but don't throw your boxers at her yet.

Are you reading what I'm saying?

You sound kinda bitter, b.



Don't worry. There's plenty of fish.

 

[#1 pick]

i find it funny how none of the mods are saying shyt to the people in here trolling but will ban me in a heartbeat

You're a whore, maybe that's why