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[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Are you reading what I'm saying?

You sound kinda bitter, b.



Don't worry. There's plenty of fish.

You're breaking out the "bitter" line already? Why so defensive?

 

[JoelB]

I remember I fukked this pastor once. He was such an a$$hole. He had came into the club and he kept trying to finger all the dancers and he was really grabby. When I approached him the first thing he does is stick his hand out and I grab him and tell him no. He goes I like you you remind me of my daughter. So we talk and agree to trick and so i meet up with him at the hotel. I walk in the room and he has a bunch of lines on the table and you can tell hes geekin. I hated every minute of that session. He had the dirtiest mouth ever. And he kept saying Jesus during sex. He would be like ooh jesus this p*ssy so good you like this dikk amanda? and he fukked me in the ass which im pretty sure is a sin. Then after it was all said and done he starts crying talkin bout he needs to repent. Then he gets mad at me saying its my fault calling me a whore and a jezebel quoting bible verses and shyt. he literally pushed me out the door.

that was the day I learned that all money isnt worth it.

Stickin his hand up stripper cooch had to be a sin too

What do you spend your $$ on? You got property/investments? How do u buy that without setting yourself up for audits, all of that cash cant be under the mattress? You got OG Hoes schoolin you?

Have you seen escorts flip that trickin money into legitimate successful businesses like this

?

So many questions

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

i find it funny how none of the mods are saying shyt to the people in here trolling but will ban me in a heartbeat

This is top notch alias work going on in here. I thought you coveted attention?

 

[The G.O.D II]

And this slore be all up in threads trying to drop knowledge

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

You're breaking out the "bitter" line already? Why so defensive?

Ok you're taking the fun outta this thread so how about I just ignore you from here on out? Cool? Cool.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

man i had to get outta lurkin to say somethin

so yall tellin me yall cool with this bytch bein on some bull shyt when it comes to black males?

fukk this bytch mane

 

[Boutdatlife]

I've been gone too long.

 

[Nick Barnes]

man i had to get outta lurkin to say somethin

so yall tellin me yall cool with this bytch bein on some bull shyt when it comes to black males?

fukk this bytch mane

 

[ThoushallhustlePastor]

i find it funny how none of the mods are saying shyt to the people in here trolling but will ban me in a heartbeat

FALL BACK DECEIVER, BEFORE I SMITE YE WITH THE RED NEG REP BLOOD OF THE CHRIST AND THE SHINING ONE STAR OF BETHLEHEM

 

[Rawtid]

Do you realize the chance of any man wanting to marry you or have respect for you is basically gone?

Do you feel like a piece of shyt since your only use is selling your p*ssy?

do you feel ashamed after suckin a strangers dikk for money?

She'll get a husband before any other woman.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

She'll get a husband before any other woman.

Yep. Dudes on the Coli who know about all this would still pop the question.

 

[#1 pick]

She'll get a husband before any other woman.

A husband or a good man. Any woman can get a husband. Majority can't get a good man.

 

[ThoushallhustlePastor]

Yep. Dudes on the Coli who know about all this would still pop the question.

I SHALL OFFICIATE THIS BLESSED UNION OF MONGREL TEMPTRESS AND SHAMELESS SIMPERY!!!

*MEEK MILL VOICE* AMEN *MEEK MILL VOICE*

 

[charmander]

you overdoing it now playboy^^

 

[thoushallhustle]

I SHALL OFFICIATE THIS BLESSED UNION OF MONGREL TEMPTRESS AND SHAMELESS SIMPERY!!! AMEN *MEEK MILL VOICE*

shut the fukk up fakkit ass bytch ass nikka