Ask an Escort Anything

[Tom]

Were any STD related questions asked in this thread already?


its not like I expect honest answers on that topic anyway, most people in general won't give honest answers.

I'd hate to raise a daughter or have a lil cousin that ended up like the thread starter but at the same time, America is based on capitalism and if u got a product that alot of people want then do you. I can't knock it. I just think its nasty though. Genitalia is like the dirtiest part of a humans body and ur regularly bumping urs with complete strangers


..... I'm a pretty decent barber but I refuse to cut other people's heads. I just don't like touching other people, you don't know where they've been or what type of illnesses they got (I know u can't get sick from cutting someones hair but I'm just very particular/paranoid bout shyt like that in general, i don't drink off of anyones beverages neither, doesn't matter if they're related to me)


Its easy to fukk for money but the hygiene shyt is cray, u gotta pretty much not give a fuk about urself to do it on a reg basis.


it takes a certain type of person to do that shyt, yal like those people from Fear Factor who can eat roaches like its nothing and not throw up.....

 

[L&HH]

Were any STD related questions asked in this thread already?


its not like I expect honest answers on that topic anyway, most people in general won't give honest answers.

I hate to raise a daughter or have a lil cousin that ended up like the thread starter but at the same time, America is based on capitalism and if u got a product that alot of people want then do you. I can't knock it.

Yup she said she never got an STD while prostit...errr..escorting. But apparently she had more sex when she wasnt prostituting then when she was and she caught some shyt that starts with a ''t'' (trichinosis or some shyt like that) before she prostituted.

 

[killacal]

never caught an std? She suckin dikk with condoms on for $400

 

[Tom]

Yup she said she never got an STD while prostit...errr..escorting. But apparently she had more sex when she wasnt prostituting then when she was and she caught some shyt that starts with a ''t'' (trichinosis or some shyt like that) before she prostituted.

that shyt ain't no STD breh
Trichinosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


bytch musta been sucking Pig dikks on that bestiality shyt

 

[L&HH]

that shyt ain't no STD breh
Trichinosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


bytch musta been sucking Pig dikks on that bestiality shyt

Nvm it was trichominiasis (I typed it in right initially and did the autocorrect but aparently this is an STD)

 

[FreeRZA]

If somebody doesn't pay you afterwards, is it rape or shoplifting???

 

[Tom]

Also, eating ass is the same as watching someone take a shyt on a plate, wash it off and then serve you food on it. (and thats if ur lucky enough to deal with a client who washed their ass and isn't musty and smelly)


humans sexual appetites disgust me sometimes, both heterosexuals and homosexuals alike

 

[Tom]

double post

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Also, eating ass is the same as watching someone take a shyt on a plate, wash it off and then serve you food on it. (and thats if ur lucky enough to deal with a client who washed their ass and isn't musty and smelly)


humans sexual appetites disgust me sometimes, both heterosexuals and homosexuals alike

breh that ass right next to the p*ssy. Aint nobody tongue fukking an ass but to say u never licked one while eatin cat proves u are probably a virgin. u would probably be the one gettin baby powder spinkled on you while shespit on you​

 

[BlazedWun]

and he fukked me in the ass which im pretty sure is a sin.

so you have no problem sucking some stranger's dikk behind a walmart dumpster, but fukking the ass is a big sinful no no?


nevermind im arguing logic with a woman

carry on

 

[Tom]

breh that ass right next to the p*ssy. Aint nobody tongue fukking an ass but to say u never licked one while eatin cat proves u are probably a virgin. u would probably be the one gettin baby powder spinkled on you while shespit on you​

I'm no virgin and I've never ate p*ssy


its just not my thing.


Any nikka who doesn't do it because its "their thing" is either desperate or p*ssy whooped/married or sum shyt.


Either that or he's just a nasty ass nikka who is down for anything, including dildos up the butt


My job ain't to please no woman breh, its the other way around.


You ol cold sore/herpes of the mouth having ass nikka

 

[Tom]

Also, if I were a female (no homo) and decided to become an escort my main concerns would be my safety and hygiene.


Everything else would be an afterthought.


Thoushallhustle what do u do to insure your safety?


Theres nothing stopping a dude from beating you to death or shooting you after a nutt.


It ain't like you do background checks on nikkas, you could be fukking with a dude that's fresh out of a mental asylum. You never know.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I'm no virgin and I've never ate p*ssy


its just not my thing.


Any nikka who doesn't do it because its "their thing" is either desperate or p*ssy whooped/married or sum shyt.


Either that or he's just a nasty ass nikka who is down for anything, including dildos up the butt


My job ain't to please no woman breh, its the other way around.


You ol cold sore/herpes of the mouth having ass nikka

i have no problem with eatin p*ssy breh and ive never had a cold sore... some bettys actually keep that juicebox clean
Its 2012 and u scared to eat p*ssy. nikkas who eat p*ssy like dildos, yo logic is as deformed as your stance on zimmerman. Die slow fakkit and stay having that boring sex. Yo bytch can come see me ​

 

[Tom]

you're black breh, you're supposed to be highly sexual b

That bet your pops had u when he was 15

 

[concise]

finally,


What keeps you coming back here?
Do you post on LSA, why/why not?
Are you really never going to expose anyone from your pm box?