Ask an Escort Anything

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The thread is pure awesomeness.

The 10 years i've been on sohh, my heart wasn't impacted to this kind of magnitude.


Her story is something you'd see on an episode of Sally Jessey Ralph Fayelle (except, as a spectator - you actually feel something cuz she's a member to a forum to which, you post as well).


It's like hearing your own homegirl is a trick (minus the rabbit and magic).


Voila.


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[skeetsinternal]

That's actual factual.I wrote this in another thread a few weeks back....



I'm seeing this a lot nowadays.



females who work throughout the week and sell p*ssy on the weekend just to have extra spending money.




A lot of them are real slick with it.They'll post an ad and leave it up for about a week.Once they build up whatever kind of clientele base they need, they pull the ad, and then SEEMINGLY vanish without a trace.


But don't be fooled because you don't see her posting ads anymore.She probably has 10 faithful clients who come by to shove meat up in her, faithfully.



You think they're going to let go of easy money like that? In this economy? SHHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

Even if she decides to cozy up with a dude and have a boyfriend, you better believe it's going to be hard for her to get that shyt out of her blood.It's coated all up in her adrenaline glands... Fast money is addicting.


Unsuspecting dudes beware.You have to do your research on these broads.You thought she was just going up to the store real quick to grab some cooking oil so she can fry that chicken she had thawing out on the sink, but she's really meeting up with one of her clients to hit him off with that 15 mins 60 dollars quicky special.She might cover her tracks by saying she stopped by her parents house and got that extra money from them.


You'd be surprised at how many "everday chicks" dabble in that shyt from time to time.Especially if the have girl friends who're already in the business.They already got a connect right there.As soon as she's behind on her rent or car note, whatever......she can just call up her ho'ing friend "Tasha" and get connected with a few tricks and a hotel room....or she could just use Tasha's spot......they scratch each others back like that from time to time.It's just the world we live in





Keep your eyes peeled back

This remind me of this chic I met on BP. She had wanted to do adult entertainment (flicks, tricking etc). This chic had a unsuspecting boyfriend at home but wanted to do freak shyt. I ended up setting up a meet at train station then went to this hotel. I had told her I would need to test her skills out if she wanted my assistance entering the biz. I spent the next 4 hours getting my dikk suck and fukking. We met up 2 times after that but then she started asking when she was gonna start working. I never heard back from her after that but who knows what became of her. The point is you never know what these females out there doing to make that money because they willing to take risks for that money

BOUT THAT YOLO LIFE fukk you nikka

 

[904]

I remember I fukked this pastor once. He was such an a$$hole. He had came into the club and he kept trying to finger all the dancers and he was really grabby. When I approached him the first thing he does is stick his hand out and I grab him and tell him no. He goes I like you you remind me of my daughter. So we talk and agree to trick and so i meet up with him at the hotel. I walk in the room and he has a bunch of lines on the table and you can tell hes geekin. I hated every minute of that session. He had the dirtiest mouth ever. And he kept saying Jesus during sex. He would be like ooh jesus this p*ssy so good you like this dikk amanda? and he fukked me in the ass which im pretty sure is a sin. Then after it was all said and done he starts crying talkin bout he needs to repent. Then he gets mad at me saying its my fault calling me a whore and a jezebel quoting bible verses and shyt. he literally pushed me out the door.

that was the day I learned that all money isnt worth it.

that was low-key one of the funniest things Ive ever read on here..

Bravo

 

[Jordan>>LeFrozen]

after reading this. i respect girly do ya thang just stay strapped with condoms but you knew dat already

 

[Wild self]

Since escorts dabble about men's sexual acts, do they normally do that, or they forget eventually? Especially since their client base is high as hell.

Do you sneak record having sex with men and post them up on the net? or know others that do?

 

[Killer Instinct]

I remember the first time I turned a trick. My friends dad who was also my softball coach. At first he would give me $100 here and there to get my hair and nails done and tell me it was our little secret. I didnt know he was grooming me for the big moment. He would ask for hugs and hug my really tight and press my body up against his so i could feel his dikk. He knew I was fast. So one day he's giving me a ride home and hes telling me how I should stop fukking them little niggs for free. He kept telling me what a beautiful body I have and how I need to use it if Im gonna be out here fukkin. I agreed with him so he pulled over into a wal mart parking lot by the garden section where no one goes and i gave him head. He gave me $300 and told me to keep it a secret otherwise he would get in trouble. I was like and said ok. He was my first trick. He died from a heart attack a few months ago and I went to his funeral and hugged his wife. Im gonna miss him.

 

[MewTwo]

fukk it.

*troll questions wont be answered*

I like this guy:


Questions

When you were an escort what actions did you take to evade the police? I'm guessing you took steps to ensure anonymity like: using an anonmyous visa gift card to pay for backpage/eros ads, using a prepaid cellphone as opposed to your real phone, not showing your face in photos, etc.

Did you keep all of your money in the bank account or not? If so, has the IRS ever contacted you with concerns of tax evasion?

Have you ever considered saving your money and investing in other businesses? I personally know people who've never had a real job and live off investing (they got started using their parent's money).

 

[DuncanWebayama]

haha, this like one of those hbo documentaries where they follow hookers around n shyt. Yo, your a hooker you sell p*ssy

I remember one hook said a dude asked her how it felt to have a dikk in her mouth. Man I'm discusted by this thread.

 

[ikbm]

are we still doing this or what?

 

[marcuz]

haha, this like one of those hbo documentaries where they follow hookers around n shyt. Yo, your a hooker you sell p*ssy

I remember one hook said a dude asked her how it felt to have a dikk in her mouth. Man I'm discusted by this thread.

 

[YouMadd?]

U must be dark black aint ya?

 

[YouMadd?]

I'm not an escort but my aunt in law was so I know a few things.

First for all of you saying "how does it feel to know that you will never be married" are very wrong. A lot of guys have the urge to my aunt has been doing this for a good 10 years and 3 years ago she got this 60 year old dentist to propose to her. He bought her a 50,000 dollar ring and offered to pay for us all to go to Hawaii for a destination wedding.

There are a lot of women who do this too, especially in Miami. I go to UM and I know several girls who turn tricks. It really isn't that hard and you don't always have to fukk. My aunt told me she had one guy who just asked for her to wear high heels and step on his balls and spit on him. Thou shall hustle's rate is very generous because my aunt is FAR from a dime she has a lazy eye and a botched nose job and her rates start at 1000 an hour.

How did I miss this? I always miss out on the good threads...

 

[MewTwo]

It's a shame she's not taking anymore questions. I had some serious questions regarding the industry (since I want to start my own escort agency) but you idiots managed to troll this thread into oblivion.

 

[Ugo Ogugwa]

It's a shame she's not taking anymore questions. I had some serious questions regarding the industry (since I want to start my own escort agency) but you idiots managed to troll this thread into oblivion.

neega dat woman makes her own decision o..eef u wan to get mad at sum1 be mad at her..insted uwar trying to impress her by getting mad at de neegas who asked questions just like you planned to o

 

[OTC]