ASK MY MOTHER ANYTHING THREAD

[ryda518]

if you're not then ignore all sexual,ignant questions

have some respect for your momma,boy

naw she cool like that

i'm 22 so it's like i'm cooler with her now more than ever

she would have been pointing out the door if I ask her these questions 5 years ago

and she's heard worse from the racist cacs when my brother is on xbox live

 

[ugksam]

how does it feel knowing your 22 year old son who still lives at home is also obsessed with pro wrestling? Did you think it was just a phase? Do you think he will ever grow out of it/move out of your house?

 

[Egomaniacal1]

What are her measurements?

On a scale of 1 to 10 what does she rate herself?

Coke or Pepsi?

Obama or Romney?

Trojan or Lifestyles?

 

[ryda518]

how does it feel knowing your 22 year old son who still lives at home is also obsessed with pro wrestling? Did you think it was just a phase? Do you think he will ever grow out of it/move out of your house?

nice effort though

i'm moving out soon I promise

oh yeah

 

[Sinnerman]

Ask her if she would date a 21 year old

 

[Scotch Hall]

ask her whos her favorite wrestler

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

ask her why didn't she swallow you

 

[904]

I'm sure she's been nursing for awhile so ask to tell you the story about the worst case of elephantiasis she has ever seen..

 

[Shugg84]

Ask her if she would let lil wayne hit

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Pics with mom?

 

[DreadHead P]

describe the ideal woman for your son to bring home in your opinion

 

[marcuz]

 

[ryda518]

sorry brehs she's done with question for the moment

i'll bump it when she wants to do it again

i'm more disgusted that she answered the sex questions, now my mind is fukked up

 

[ugksam]

sorry brehs she's done with question for the moment

i'll bump it when she wants to do it again

i'm more disgusted that she answered the sex questions, now my mind is fukked up

next time you fukk a girl be sure to do it in your mommy's favorite position

 

[Captain Crunch]

sorry brehs she's done with question for the moment

i'll bump it when she wants to do it again

i'm more disgusted that she answered the sex questions, now my mind is fukked up

**Sees location**
Tell her I'll be by Gun Hill Rd. tomorrow

Spoiler

I'm fukking w/ you breh