Ask Yourself: How Many Lies Have You Told Today?

[J-Nice]

 

[Strapped]

none

 

[Tunez]

Zero

 

[CHILLL]

i left mad details out
and i pretended to care

 

[Non Sequitur]

I keep it 1000 at all times and people think I'm an arrogant a$$hole because of it


You know how people act in that movie The Invention of Lying? That's me.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I can only think of 2.

1. I told my girlfriend I didn't wanna stop farting, when really I do. This bulking diet got me gassy as fukk, and they naaaaaaaaasty .
2. Told myself I wasn't gonna beat my dikk today.

 

[Broke Wave]

I told @DarlingNikki she was a good friend, when I love her

 

[Heretic]

If I was pinocchio then my nose would look like a damn pool stick

 

[DarlingNikki]

I told @DarlingNikki she was a good friend, when I love her

Oh, we're switching up now. Interesting.

 

[Broke Wave]

Oh, we're switching up now. Interesting.

It's like I don't even know who you are anymore

Spoiler: wait...

Really...

 

[Heretic]

Oh, we're switching up now. Interesting.

I really don't like you.

 

[DarlingNikki]

It's like I don't even know who you are anymore

Spoiler: wait...

Really...

I'm the alpha bytch.

I really don't like you.

Why?

 

[Dwolf]

Im gonna go with 2.

 

[Heretic]

I'm the alpha bytch.

Why?

You know y

 

[R.O. Double]

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.