Embarrassing.
Ass so phat it kills a man
- Thread starter Womb Raider
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Marco Zen
Black Privilege
I fell off a bar stool mid shot at a chick in the club.
I thought I would catch myself when I felt the loss of balance on the stool.. my foot got caught on one of the legs.. I literally hit the floor. Hands knees and all...
Sad part is the chick was feeling me right up until that moment.
I thought she'd be understanding and still talk to me but her homegirls were laughing so hard all she could do was
... and walked off
I thought I would catch myself when I felt the loss of balance on the stool.. my foot got caught on one of the legs.. I literally hit the floor. Hands knees and all...
Sad part is the chick was feeling me right up until that moment.
I thought she'd be understanding and still talk to me but her homegirls were laughing so hard all she could do was
... and walked off
NoirDynosaur
Yurrrrrrrrrr
to 
when he on the floor
Fillerguy
Veteran
This happened to me several times. After the 3rd time, I learned to just lay there...act drunk or like you're doing a bit. People will either laugh along or get embarrassed then start acting like they didn't see anything.
Rectum. Damn near killt em
Buddy
FAIA (Foundational African In America) š¤
breh bringing the wordplay 
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
Peter Griffin sounds added
Thats a dream women for most nikkas here
NZA
LOL
fall out in front of most other women, you can still stay and try to shoot your little shot. do that in front of a sister? just go ahead and hit the door, playboy
